Rachelle Hampton

But a little birdie told me you have some gossip for me.

That's one hell of a disclaimer.

That's one hell of a disclaimer.

Yeah, that seems hard to shake as a story. Also, if the relationship progressed, at some point you would have to meet the magician brother.

Yeah, that seems hard to shake as a story. Also, if the relationship progressed, at some point you would have to meet the magician brother.

No, exactly. Why is it still in your bedroom? It was not for a stage show. That's for magician sex. Yes. If you're a famous magician, there's no way that when you pull that they're not expecting some kind of like magic involved. It just goes along with it. But I just don't want to be close to that.

No, exactly. Why is it still in your bedroom? It was not for a stage show. That's for magician sex. Yes. If you're a famous magician, there's no way that when you pull that they're not expecting some kind of like magic involved. It just goes along with it. But I just don't want to be close to that.

Oh, Alana, that was a beautiful story. Thank you so much. I'm going to be telling that story as soon as I leave this recording.

Oh, Alana, that was a beautiful story. Thank you so much. I'm going to be telling that story as soon as I leave this recording.

I think you're going to like this story. Some might say it's a bit of a magical match. Our story today takes place in a desert town in Southwestern America. It's the kind of place that attracts artistic hippie types, the kind of place that proudly identifies as weird. Everything is sun bleached and there's a lot of turquoise. If you need a music cue, think Wide Open Spaces by The Chicks.

I think you're going to like this story. Some might say it's a bit of a magical match. Our story today takes place in a desert town in Southwestern America. It's the kind of place that attracts artistic hippie types, the kind of place that proudly identifies as weird. Everything is sun bleached and there's a lot of turquoise. If you need a music cue, think Wide Open Spaces by The Chicks.

Does this vibe appeal to you? Are you a fan of the desert?

Does this vibe appeal to you? Are you a fan of the desert?

Not a professional snake wrangler.

Not a professional snake wrangler.

Yes. I want to be in a car. I don't want to be out in the desert. Correct. Yes. Okay. Today we have two friends of a friend. Their names are Madeline and Nicole. And they've been best friends since the sixth grade when they bonded over being the first in their grade to get braces. Traumatic experience. I get it. Yeah. They've been inseparable ever since. They call each other Nick and Mads.

Yes. I want to be in a car. I don't want to be out in the desert. Correct. Yes. Okay. Today we have two friends of a friend. Their names are Madeline and Nicole. And they've been best friends since the sixth grade when they bonded over being the first in their grade to get braces. Traumatic experience. I get it. Yeah. They've been inseparable ever since. They call each other Nick and Mads.

Oh!

Oh!

Because two gens is all it took to get her going. Yeah. Yes. Nicole and Madeline have been traveling together since they had enough money to do so, so the idea of a two-day road trip is thrilling to them and not daunting. The road trip becomes even more thrilling the closer they get to town, which I will now be referring to as Tumbleweed Springs. Okay, perfect.