Rachelle Hampton

And then the final rule is please confirm by way of response that you have read and understood everything. Oh. What do you think of these rules?

These are all great questions. Madeline also thinks the last part is a little weird about confirming, but she responds and she confirms that she sees everything. And she asks, can we bring empty reusable water bottles to fill up? The account responds back, no need. We sell bottles of water. Madeline and Nicole are like, fine, sure, whatever.

These are all great questions. Madeline also thinks the last part is a little weird about confirming, but she responds and she confirms that she sees everything. And she asks, can we bring empty reusable water bottles to fill up? The account responds back, no need. We sell bottles of water. Madeline and Nicole are like, fine, sure, whatever.

The next day comes and it is the first time our ladies start to get a sense of the task ahead of them. Grandma Jean does have immaculate taste, but she, like most older people, has some hoarding tendencies. So the next day is spent tossing out cans of soup that expired in the early aughts. Oh, yes. And sorting through decades of old life magazines.

The next day comes and it is the first time our ladies start to get a sense of the task ahead of them. Grandma Jean does have immaculate taste, but she, like most older people, has some hoarding tendencies. So the next day is spent tossing out cans of soup that expired in the early aughts. Oh, yes. And sorting through decades of old life magazines.

By the time the evening rolls around, Madeline and Nicole are more than ready for a magical experience.

By the time the evening rolls around, Madeline and Nicole are more than ready for a magical experience.

When they arrive at the theater, it's about the size of a single screen movie theater. And it is immediately clear that it hasn't been updated since the late 80s, at least.

When they arrive at the theater, it's about the size of a single screen movie theater. And it is immediately clear that it hasn't been updated since the late 80s, at least.

Yeah, there's no security. The shag carpet has been mowed down by generations of feet.

Yeah, there's no security. The shag carpet has been mowed down by generations of feet.

There's a lot of royal red and dark purple velvet. The chandeliers are plentiful and also very dusty. There are a bunch of signed pictures up at the theater, like at Benihana. Okay. Instead of celebrities who have been to see Mysterious Steve, it's just a bunch of photos of the Mysterious Steve with his mentor, the fabulous Matt. Okay. Yeah.

There's a lot of royal red and dark purple velvet. The chandeliers are plentiful and also very dusty. There are a bunch of signed pictures up at the theater, like at Benihana. Okay. Instead of celebrities who have been to see Mysterious Steve, it's just a bunch of photos of the Mysterious Steve with his mentor, the fabulous Matt. Okay. Yeah.

At the door, our ladies are greeted by Mysterious Thieves' assistant, Indigo. Indigo is draped from head to foot in flowy linen and her silver hair is braided into a butt-length braid. Indigo looks at Nicole very solemnly as she checks their tickets and then says that as the town's resident quantum healer, she would recommend Nicole work on her vibrations.

At the door, our ladies are greeted by Mysterious Thieves' assistant, Indigo. Indigo is draped from head to foot in flowy linen and her silver hair is braided into a butt-length braid. Indigo looks at Nicole very solemnly as she checks their tickets and then says that as the town's resident quantum healer, she would recommend Nicole work on her vibrations.

Nicole and Madeline give each other that look that says, let's buckle the fuck in as they go to find their seats. You know that sound that metal reusable water bottles make when they hit something?

Nicole and Madeline give each other that look that says, let's buckle the fuck in as they go to find their seats. You know that sound that metal reusable water bottles make when they hit something?

I once dropped one in a museum and it was traumatic.

I once dropped one in a museum and it was traumatic.

Nicole is very familiar with that sound since she carries a reusable water bottle everywhere. She meant to leave hers in the car and only remembers that she hadn't when her water bottle hits an armrest. Oh no. It doesn't make the loudest sound, but it is definitely audible over the low atmospheric music that's playing.