Rachelle Hampton

There are a pair of girls from Denmark, who will be referred to as the Danish girls, and a guy from Australia named Oliver. Technically, there are four if you count the guide, but we don't really care about the guide, so they're not important. Okay, okay. The Danish girls are in one kayak and Oliver and Drew are in another.

There are a pair of girls from Denmark, who will be referred to as the Danish girls, and a guy from Australia named Oliver. Technically, there are four if you count the guide, but we don't really care about the guide, so they're not important. Okay, okay. The Danish girls are in one kayak and Oliver and Drew are in another.

And Drew can't help noticing that as they're chatting and paddling that Oliver keeps winking at him.

And Drew can't help noticing that as they're chatting and paddling that Oliver keeps winking at him.

Drew is bisexual.

Drew is bisexual.

Drew also can't help noticing that Oliver can't actually wink that well, so he just keeps emphatically blinking. But Drew's like, okay, I think I know what's going on. And when Oliver mentions his ex-boyfriend with an emphasis on boy, Drew's like, okay, I definitely know what's going on.

Drew also can't help noticing that Oliver can't actually wink that well, so he just keeps emphatically blinking. But Drew's like, okay, I think I know what's going on. And when Oliver mentions his ex-boyfriend with an emphasis on boy, Drew's like, okay, I definitely know what's going on.

Well, somehow Drew manages to notice that Oliver is cute, despite only being able to see the upper part of his body in a very stereotypically Australian way. Like, very tan, very blonde, very friendly. How are you feeling so far?

Well, somehow Drew manages to notice that Oliver is cute, despite only being able to see the upper part of his body in a very stereotypically Australian way. Like, very tan, very blonde, very friendly. How are you feeling so far?

Ooh. Let's not talk about that last episode.

Ooh. Let's not talk about that last episode.

Drew actually hasn't experienced a whole lot of romance on this trip besides like a dance floor makeout in Mexico City. And Drew's like, we need further plot development. So this is all working in his favor. So our kayakers get to the island and they have a lovely breakfast. Everyone's like, isn't this the best fruit you've ever seen in your entire life? Like, they see some beautiful views.

Drew actually hasn't experienced a whole lot of romance on this trip besides like a dance floor makeout in Mexico City. And Drew's like, we need further plot development. So this is all working in his favor. So our kayakers get to the island and they have a lovely breakfast. Everyone's like, isn't this the best fruit you've ever seen in your entire life? Like, they see some beautiful views.

And it's when they're heading back to the island and Drew is getting into the kayak that his foot slips. And he feels his, like, calves scrape against, like, the wooden edge of the dock before he falls into the ocean.

And it's when they're heading back to the island and Drew is getting into the kayak that his foot slips. And he feels his, like, calves scrape against, like, the wooden edge of the dock before he falls into the ocean.

Luckily, Drew is not me and he is a strong swimmer. So it wasn't too hard for him to get back to shore. But Drew is like, I have tripped very dramatically in front of a cute guy. My clothes are soaked and my leg is bleeding profusely.

Luckily, Drew is not me and he is a strong swimmer. So it wasn't too hard for him to get back to shore. But Drew is like, I have tripped very dramatically in front of a cute guy. My clothes are soaked and my leg is bleeding profusely.

What do you do?

What do you do?