Rachelle Hampton

At the beginning of this party, Jono and Big Rob are just lurking in various corners, sort of like furtively looking over at the girls and mostly failing to talk to them.

Until Big Rob spots the single coolest girl he has ever seen in his entire life.

She has certainly got the most powerful thighs Big Rob has ever seen in his life.

Yes.

Along with some impressively tight bell bottoms, because it's the 70s.

Her red hair is cut into a Ziggy Stardust-esque mullet.

Love.

And Starman is Big Rob's favorite song.

Oh my God, perfect.

So Big Rob immediately makes a beeline over to this woman, just like shoving his way through the crowd.

He joins the little circle of people she's talking to, and then he just freezes.

This boy, like, I honestly feel a little bad.

Yeah, like, Big Rob just stands there, speechless, until the woman is like, uh, hello?

I'm back?

And this is the most beautiful name Big Rob has ever heard.

So beautiful that he forgets his own name.

So after a full five seconds of silence, Big Rob just gives a single nod and then runs away back to Jono, who has been watching this whole thing from across the room.

Jono's like, ugh, not gonna lie, that was hard to watch.

Poor big Rob.

I mean, Jono's telling him straight, man.