Ralph Barbosa

Yeah, they're bringing in a lot of people from other countries.

They got to bring in people to train these guys.

Oh, to train them.

Yeah.

I got douchey friends who are on dating apps and shit, and they're just sleazy, you know what I mean?

They're out here trying to go out on dates every fucking night with girls.

Send these guys over there.

We pay them a handsome price, and we get them to make their hinge profiles for them and just fucking lie.

There's fucking people in Japan who hate, like, tourism.

Motherfucker, you need me out there.

Yeah.

Oh, that wasn't me.

I was Oppenheimer and a bunch of old white dudes, you know?

Yeah.

My grandpa was in Mexico doing, you know what?

Creating two families so that we don't have your problems.

There you go.

I have an uncle that my mom found on Facebook when I was, like, in high school.

It's, like, you know, one of my grandpa's.

I know it's, like, a bad way to put it, and I love my uncle, but he's, like, one of his bastard children, you know what I mean?