Ralph Barbosa

That's my shit, man.

Whoever had the balls to try that first snail, like, they were onto something.

Never tried crickets.

Yeah?

I've never been out there.

Yeah.

Got a lot of those in my garage.

Do you?

I might try it.

Find a recipe online.

Garage door open.

Yeah.

fuck that dude fuck yeah bro I changed my mind I'll get in there do you realize like and do you ever take advantage of the fact that you hold so much power over so many people like you're Joel Rogan if you told somebody right now like if you eat fucking gum off the floor it's twice as nutritious as like a steak you can do that once people will believe you no they'll only believe you if you lie to them once they'll believe you that time and then every time after that they'll never believe you have you ever tried to fuck with anybody no no no

If I was you, I'd be lying to people all the fucking time.

Yeah.

You probably would.

Yeah.

I'd be like, STDs are a myth.

People would just stop using condoms.

And then I'd fix Japan's population problem, you know?