Ralphie May
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like, look, man, I'm working on myself so hard with the weight.
I'm trying to lose weight.
But they're going to say I'm fat and I'm a cunt and everything else.
And you just go, eh.
You know what?
I'm saying so much worse about them.
Wow, hook-nosed now?
Now I'm a smelly cunt.
What just happened?
It's so true.
It's so true.
Yeah, he said something like, I was going to take a flight, but it stopped at the Empire State Building or something.
And, like, everybody goes, too soon, and they're just screaming, too soon, too soon.
And I wasn't even a comic back then.
I was, like, just sitting in the audience.
And, oh, my God, he goes right into that aristocrats thing.
That's when he got into aristocrats.
You know that aristocrats joke?