Ralphie May
speaker
854 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 18 Sep
Ralphie May’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah.
So if they're good, they're good.
Yeah, because the more stage time you get, the more famous you get and the more tickets you sell to your show above Nokia in November.
I did that to you.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I mean, it was great.
My best thing I ever said to you was, could you have been on Baywatch?
No, because to see you in a Speedo would look like a squirrel fighting its way out of a Crown Royal bag.
That is the best fucking joke.
Did anyone's feelings get hurt?
Yes.
Someone almost cried.
It was really, I mean, it was retarded.
Okay.
There are things when you're a woman comic or a woman on a dais, you know there are five categories for women.
Right.
You either say they're fat, ugly, whore, unfunny, or stupid.
Right.
Three times, fool.
I'm smart.
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