Ralphie May
👤 Speaker
814
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I'm funny, and I'm not really a whore anymore.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
So I get the fat and ugly.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Say what's a whore.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Right.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
You're not a five-tool player.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Right.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I'm two.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Poor Pam Anderson.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
For some reason.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Wait, wait, wait.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
There's old too.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Did you throw in old?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
No.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Okay.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
But for some reason, Pam.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Does not understand why people joke about her stretched out twat.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
And I put that in quotes because I don't think she really has a stretched out twat.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
But they joke about it because it's a broad category.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
What else are you really going to say about her?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
She still looks good.