Ralphie May
👤 Speaker
814
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
So if they're good, they're good.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, because the more stage time you get, the more famous you get and the more tickets you sell to your show above Nokia in November.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I did that to you.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Oh, my God.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, I mean, it was great.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
My best thing I ever said to you was, could you have been on Baywatch?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
No, because to see you in a Speedo would look like a squirrel fighting its way out of a Crown Royal bag.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
That is the best fucking joke.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Did anyone's feelings get hurt?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yes.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Someone almost cried.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
It was really, I mean, it was retarded.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Okay.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
There are things when you're a woman comic or a woman on a dais, you know there are five categories for women.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Right.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
You either say they're fat, ugly, whore, unfunny, or stupid.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Right.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Three times, fool.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I'm smart.