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first heard Jan 2025
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How does the invite and getting to this... It feels like it's like a... Yeah, it's like... I think with him, he's such a... It's kind of like he has to know who... Well, you got to fucking matter. Let's just put it that way. I'm not going to sit here and lie. You got to fucking matter. Sure. And I think also it's like his...
Who he picked as his friend group and who he, you know, I think it has a lot to do with that.
Yeah, it's like an unboxing. No, they actually sent like Travis Scott shoes last year. For the invite?
Yeah, that is pretty fucking crazy. And like a painting of something like... I don't know what the painting was about. But yeah, no, he definitely, I think after I met him a while back, he was always a cool, straight up and down guy. Yeah, the parties are fun, man. There's nothing weird going on there at all. Regardless, I know they tried to Google the pictures.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
because you are a legit huge celebrity now well I wouldn't say that well I think it's because I've done a lot of stuff that's been great and it's been a blessing to be a part of but yeah I'm still climbing man yeah what is your do you have like big ambitions I mean obviously you do but I'm saying what's the thing that you go I haven't done yet that I want to do I'd probably say damn
Just did a Super Bowl commercial.
Ben Affleck and a couple other people.
You know, I get it. You understand. Yeah, no, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I... Every year, I've been writing my goals since, like, fucking... I was in my dorm in 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, I really do write out each goal I have and specifically put, all right, this year I want to do this, this, this, this. And it doesn't always work.
Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually it transpires. Eventually it transpires, but I think there's something... about writing it down. I don't know what it is. Cause I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't, it's not the same. It doesn't, it doesn't happen. It's like just typing it out. It's not, it's just all bullshit.
I think writing it down and then putting it like somewhere where you see it every day is, is meaningful.
yeah sure and you you see your your goals right now yeah i always i always do that shit and and on a serious note i think i really do believe that works and speaking it of course you know you probably written down goals yeah sure and and talking about i have and talk you don't i don't ever see that side of you man you never talk about that type of shit what do you mean about like ambition and like you know inspirational side of
Oh, yeah, you're right. I probably don't. You're always fucking off and fucking bitches. Every time I see you, man, you're always trying to get... You're fucking hoes in other cities while you're touring.
That's true. I do know that about you. No, I know. Everything else is like, oh, when I'm touring, I'm always fucking hoes. But what's the real side of Tom Segura?
A lot of people speak on women can get in the way of those dreams. And like, I want to tell all the young guys out there, you're watching all that porn hub and all that bullshit. It's not going to help. And, uh, porn. Uh, what's another one? You know, uh, ex hamster, bang bros, ex hamster.
We're watching all this stuff that can get in the way. Of your vision.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
That's not good.
No, I think, I think those are that, that when I, when, when I try to put a lot of that stuff together, I take it very serious. Like I try to, even the people I'm involved in it and it may seem like, Oh, he just wouldn't lose and whatever. It may seem loose, but it's very controlled content. And we pay attention to every single aspect of what's going on.
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