Randy Moss

No shot. No shot, big cat. No shot. I'm sorry to tell you that. Would I finish dead last? Probably.

No shot. No shot, big cat. No shot. I'm sorry to tell you that. Would I finish dead last? Probably.

Not dead last. Even if you were an accomplished equestrian. No, at that weight, riding Secretariat, no, he'd be up the track.

Not dead last. Even if you were an accomplished equestrian. No, at that weight, riding Secretariat, no, he'd be up the track.

Not dead last. Even if you were an accomplished equestrian. No, at that weight, riding Secretariat, no, he'd be up the track.

In this field? Yeah. Get down to about between 135 and 140.

In this field? Yeah. Get down to about between 135 and 140.

In this field? Yeah. Get down to about between 135 and 140.

I don't get paid enough for this. Horses have probably felt that way. We probably have. Unfortunately, they don't know how to communicate that. Weight is a little overrated. in horse racing just a little bit, just because the horses themselves weigh anywhere from 1,000 to 1,200 pounds. You know, wait till you see Citizen Bull. He looks like a Clydesdale.

I don't get paid enough for this. Horses have probably felt that way. We probably have. Unfortunately, they don't know how to communicate that. Weight is a little overrated. in horse racing just a little bit, just because the horses themselves weigh anywhere from 1,000 to 1,200 pounds. You know, wait till you see Citizen Bull. He looks like a Clydesdale.

I don't get paid enough for this. Horses have probably felt that way. We probably have. Unfortunately, they don't know how to communicate that. Weight is a little overrated. in horse racing just a little bit, just because the horses themselves weigh anywhere from 1,000 to 1,200 pounds. You know, wait till you see Citizen Bull. He looks like a Clydesdale.

This sucker, they didn't name him Bull because of that. They named him after the Citizen Bullhead watch. that I think was made famous by Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I think was the movie. So that's how they got the name Citizen Bull, but this horse looks like a bull.

This sucker, they didn't name him Bull because of that. They named him after the Citizen Bullhead watch. that I think was made famous by Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I think was the movie. So that's how they got the name Citizen Bull, but this horse looks like a bull.

This sucker, they didn't name him Bull because of that. They named him after the Citizen Bullhead watch. that I think was made famous by Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I think was the movie. So that's how they got the name Citizen Bull, but this horse looks like a bull.

But my point being that when horses are that big and that stout, you know, two or three, four extra pounds on their back doesn't really make all that much of a difference. But when you're talking about 235 pounds, yeah, maybe not.

But my point being that when horses are that big and that stout, you know, two or three, four extra pounds on their back doesn't really make all that much of a difference. But when you're talking about 235 pounds, yeah, maybe not.

But my point being that when horses are that big and that stout, you know, two or three, four extra pounds on their back doesn't really make all that much of a difference. But when you're talking about 235 pounds, yeah, maybe not.

Oh, yes. Horses are not nearly as robust and as a silverback gorilla. Horses are pretty fragile. And I agree with you. I got that question the other day on an interview. It depends on who the 100 men are. Yeah, 100 jockeys, probably not. The right 100 men who are just crazy enough, I think they could probably also handle a silverback gorilla.

Oh, yes. Horses are not nearly as robust and as a silverback gorilla. Horses are pretty fragile. And I agree with you. I got that question the other day on an interview. It depends on who the 100 men are. Yeah, 100 jockeys, probably not. The right 100 men who are just crazy enough, I think they could probably also handle a silverback gorilla.

Oh, yes. Horses are not nearly as robust and as a silverback gorilla. Horses are pretty fragile. And I agree with you. I got that question the other day on an interview. It depends on who the 100 men are. Yeah, 100 jockeys, probably not. The right 100 men who are just crazy enough, I think they could probably also handle a silverback gorilla.