Ray William Johnson

And it's now 2011.

And Eric Kahn's scheme, it's still going strong.

Like, he's still bringing in tons of money and, like, starring in his corny-ass commercials.

Eric.

We need you back.

But then, in 2011, this guy enters the picture, Damian.

And Damian, he's a reporter for the Wall Street Journal, and he's currently working on a story about excessive government spending.

And while he's doing research into this, he's looking at all this Social Security data, and he notices some unusually high approval rates by a judge in Kentucky, a judge named Judge Doherty.

Then Damien finds out that two employees in the West Virginia Social Security Administrative Office have been raising concerns about this for years.

So he meets up with them and he gathers all their evidence.

And after putting everything together, he publishes an expose in the Wall Street Journal about how Judge Doherty is a little shady.

Once this story goes public, this tips off members of the U.S.

Senate.

So then the feds get involved and they start investigating and they begin uncovering everything.

The fake approvals, the doctors, everything.

And this investigation goes on for years.

But then it kind of stalls out for a long time.

Meanwhile, Judge Doherty retires with full benefits.

While Eric Kahn continues running his law firm and traveling the world and picking up foreign women and smashing with them.

This dude even travels to Ecuador and marries his 16th wife during this time.