Ray William Johnson

And Tiger sees Elin with this golf club, allegedly about to hit him, and he realizes he needs to get the fuck out of there fast.

So he grabs his car keys and he runs to the garage and he jumps in his SUV and skrrt, he drives away from his compound.

And remember, he's still all high from all that Ambien he took.

So just as he's about to leave the compound, bam, he crashes into a fire hydrant, then kaboom, he hits a nearby tree.

And Elin, she's been following him.

So she sees him crash, and she runs up to the crashed SUV with that golf club she has, and bam, bam, she starts busting out the rear windows.

Now, Elin claims that she was merely trying to rescue Tiger after this car crash.

But everyone else speculates that she busted out those windows because she was mad at him for cheating.

But, you know, believe what you want.

Regardless, here's a picture of the SUV crashed into the tree.

Now, pretty quickly, word of this accident makes the news, and the media starts piecing everything together, and they learn that Elon was in fact chasing him with a golf club because of these cheating allegations.

And this story blows the fuck up.

I mean, every media outlet is covering it.

The whole country is talking about it.

South Park makes fun of it in one of their episodes.

Saturday Night Live parodies the whole situation.

And this is easily one of the biggest stories of that year.

Like it felt like Tiger Woods was cheating on all of us.

But anyway, then in the days following that infamous car crash...

Another woman comes forward and she says, I too had an affair with Tiger.