Ray William Johnson

And Krupy, he doesn't take this well.

He freaking snaps, and they start yelling at each other, and suddenly, boom, he pushes Tsitsi down the stairs, and this knocks her out of commission.

And he decides, oh, I'll just make this look like a robbery gone wrong.

So he starts trashing the house and trying to make it look like a burglar broke in.

Then he leaves, and he goes out and he starts running errands and making sure that he's on different security cameras.

Like, he goes to buy movie tickets, he buys some new shoes, he gets his car inspected, he stops by the school where they work.

And while he's doing all that, I guess he gets in the mood to smash.

So he gets on his computer and he looks up some escort sites, but ultimately he decides that he wants to just go with his favorite and he calls up Miss Pumpkin.

And then they meet up at a local motel and they smash.

And when they're done, he goes back home and he finds his wife's body there and he finally calls 911 and he pretends to be shocked.

And pretty quickly, police arrive, and they start investigating.

And of course, they ask Krupy where he's been today, and he gives them a list of all the activities that he's been doing.

And so they go and they check it all out, and they find him on different security cameras at all those places he went to.

So it's looking like Krupy might actually get away with all this, as long as he didn't screw anything up.

Until... Three days after the murder, Krupy moves back in with his parents.

Even so, he's still seeing Miss Pumpkin on the regular.

And at one point, he meets with her, and he tells her that his wife was recently murdered, and that he doesn't know why someone would do that, and he, like, acts all emotional about it.

But he also mentions that the murder happened on the day that they met up to smash at that local motel.

And he also tells her that he lied to the police about where he was that day.

Meanwhile, the police are still investigating, but they haven't made much progress.