Ray William Johnson

For girls not wanting to sleep with him and for other guys getting laid while he never gets laid.

In fact, he actually wishes he could do more to hurt them.

So he goes and he starts buying and collecting weapons like knives and handguns and stuff.

But before he uses any of that stuff on anyone, he decides to give losing his virginity one last try.

So one night in 2013, he gets super drunk by himself and then he decides to go crash a local house party.

So he walks into this party and of course he doesn't try to socialize or like try to talk to anyone or anything like that.

No, no.

He just sits by himself and he sulks and he gets super offended when no girls approach him.

Then at one point, he's out on like a one-story makeshift balcony that the house has, and he sees some guys and girls talking and having fun.

And this pisses him off.

And suddenly, pow, he tries to push some of the girls off the ledge.

And of course, the guys, they're not going to put up with this.

So they push Elliot off the ledge instead, and bam, he hits the ground and he shatters his ankle.

So he's all hurt and he's stumbling away when he realizes, hey, someone stole my Gucci sunglasses.

So he hobbles back to the party to get them back.

But he's so drunk that he goes to the wrong house, which I think is also full of college kids.

And while he's there, he's like screaming at these random people in this house.

You stole my Gucci sunglasses.

I'm going to kill you all.

And so the people there, they just straight up beat the shit out of him.