Reb Maisel
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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so he's too much yeah fair my boyfriend tore his mcl acl playing dod literally playing like a company dodgeball game he like slid he slid home a little too fucking hard and i and i'm like i heard i was like oh where'd you go you know because of course i see that fat fucking scar you know and i'm thinking oh you know here's the story of like i would have gone pro type shit and then we were still in that stage where i was like
side you know he's still proving himself out of prison i was like yeah oh so what's your what's he was like no i went too fucking hard and then i drank white claws for about an hour and a half after just sitting there by the cooler and he had to carry me to my car and i went to the hospital like what else i'm like oh that's embarrassing as fuck he's like yeah super embarrassing that's like really humiliating yeah no it's horrifying at a company dodgeball game and i know a guy i mean and law firms too
We, I mean, people are like, you know, law firms, you imagine everyone's super, which they are, but people, what you imagine, right, is like, you know, a bunch of white dudes in a room in suits jerking each other off, which is super fair.
Like that does for sure happen.
That's part of it.
right that's part of it but but i mean people work hard lawyer being lawyer is working hard and playing so much fucking harder like we had every single firm i ever worked at keg in the conference room multiple kegs rotating tap we'd get an email every monday this week it's an ipa this week it's spaced i can only imagine these are the notes oh yeah but also people i mean alcoholists like alcoholism like you know i remember i remember the first day of our law school orientation they you know were like
like, yay, congrats, everyone, you've made it, right?
They're like, yeah, no, look how smart all of you are.
We're so happy you're here.
Here's a big slideshow.
Like, you guys literally are the shit.
You're like the top whatever percent of the world.
You're better than everyone.
Next slide.
You know what you're also number one at?
Alcoholism, divorce, drug addiction, abuse, anxiety, da-da-da, just listing all, suicide, like listing all the things that happen to lawyers because it's a super hard job.
And then slide after that was, so we have therapy dogs.
i was like oh perfect yeah that'll fix that sandwich it yeah that'll do it but you know um one of the so basically we have happy hours like three times a week i'm like i'm like i can't fucking do this shit i can't i have never i faked more shots at legal events lawyer events than i did in college and that's a fact i'm throwing shit into planners with like old white men who were like let's take tequila shots and one guy at our softball it was like this was like a friendly like
fundraiser softball thing on a sunday broke his entire leg when i tell you broke his fucking femur you know how hard it is to break your femur yeah that's really fucking hard yeah really fucking unless you're with me yeah i got a bigger bum yep
really fucking hard that's why you're a lawyer and i do this and you do this and it works out fucking perfectly there you go okay if i need someone curb stomped i'm bringing my shoe in your leg listen we'll get the job done that's crazy a broken leg yeah broken leg and he was and it's softball and it was a softball game and he lost which i'm like come on you know what i mean if you're gonna go down swinging at least zeros across the board then zero good things and then your man tore his mcl
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