Reb Masel

so he's too much yeah fair my boyfriend tore his mcl acl playing dod literally playing like a company dodgeball game he like slid he slid home a little too fucking hard and i and i'm like i heard i was like Oh, where'd you go? You know, because, of course, I see that fat fucking scar, you know, and I'm thinking, oh, you know, here's the story of like I would have gone pro type shit.

so he's too much yeah fair my boyfriend tore his mcl acl playing dod literally playing like a company dodgeball game he like slid he slid home a little too fucking hard and i and i'm like i heard i was like Oh, where'd you go? You know, because, of course, I see that fat fucking scar, you know, and I'm thinking, oh, you know, here's the story of like I would have gone pro type shit.

And then we were still in that stage where I was like side. You know, he's still proving himself out of prison. I was like, oh, so what's your what's your deal? He was like, no, I went too fucking hard. And then I drank White Claws. for about an hour and a half after just sitting there by the cooler. And he had to carry me to my car. And I went to the hospital.

And then we were still in that stage where I was like side. You know, he's still proving himself out of prison. I was like, oh, so what's your what's your deal? He was like, no, I went too fucking hard. And then I drank White Claws. for about an hour and a half after just sitting there by the cooler. And he had to carry me to my car. And I went to the hospital.

I'm like, oh, that's embarrassing as fuck. He's like, yeah, super embarrassing.

I'm like, oh, that's embarrassing as fuck. He's like, yeah, super embarrassing.

At a company dodgeball game. And I know a guy, I mean, and law firms too. We, I mean, people are like, you know, law firms, you imagine everyone's super, which they are, but people, what you imagine, right, is like, you know, a bunch of white dudes in a room in suits jerking each other off, which is super fair. Like that does for sure happen. That's part of it. Right, that's part of it.

At a company dodgeball game. And I know a guy, I mean, and law firms too. We, I mean, people are like, you know, law firms, you imagine everyone's super, which they are, but people, what you imagine, right, is like, you know, a bunch of white dudes in a room in suits jerking each other off, which is super fair. Like that does for sure happen. That's part of it. Right, that's part of it.

But, I mean, people work hard. Being a lawyer is working hard and playing so much fucking harder. Like, we had every single firm I ever worked at keg in the conference room. Multiple kegs, rotating tap. We'd get an email every Monday. This week, it's an IPA. This week, it's space stuff.

But, I mean, people work hard. Being a lawyer is working hard and playing so much fucking harder. Like, we had every single firm I ever worked at keg in the conference room. Multiple kegs, rotating tap. We'd get an email every Monday. This week, it's an IPA. This week, it's space stuff.

Oh, yeah. But also, people, I mean, alcoholists. Like, alcoholism, drug abuse. Like, you know, I remember the first day of our law school orientation. They, you know, were like, yeah. yay, congrats, everyone. You've made it, right? They're like, yeah, no, look how smart all of you are. We're so happy you're here. Here's a big slideshow. Like, you guys literally are the shit.

Oh, yeah. But also, people, I mean, alcoholists. Like, alcoholism, drug abuse. Like, you know, I remember the first day of our law school orientation. They, you know, were like, yeah. yay, congrats, everyone. You've made it, right? They're like, yeah, no, look how smart all of you are. We're so happy you're here. Here's a big slideshow. Like, you guys literally are the shit.

You're like the top whatever percent of the world. You're better than everyone. Next slide. You know what you're also number one at? Alcoholism, divorce, drug addiction, abuse, anxiety, da-da-da, just listing all, suicide, like listing all the things that happen to lawyers because it's a super hard job. And then slide after that was, so we have therapy dogs.

You're like the top whatever percent of the world. You're better than everyone. Next slide. You know what you're also number one at? Alcoholism, divorce, drug addiction, abuse, anxiety, da-da-da, just listing all, suicide, like listing all the things that happen to lawyers because it's a super hard job. And then slide after that was, so we have therapy dogs.

i was like oh perfect yeah that'll fix that sandwich it yeah that'll do it but you know um one of the so basically we have happy hours like three times a week i'm like i'm like i can't fucking do this shit i can't i have never i faked more shots at legal events lawyer events than i did in college and that's a fact i'm throwing shit into planners with like old white men who were like let's take tequila shots and one guy at our softball it was like it's supposed to be like a friendly like

i was like oh perfect yeah that'll fix that sandwich it yeah that'll do it but you know um one of the so basically we have happy hours like three times a week i'm like i'm like i can't fucking do this shit i can't i have never i faked more shots at legal events lawyer events than i did in college and that's a fact i'm throwing shit into planners with like old white men who were like let's take tequila shots and one guy at our softball it was like it's supposed to be like a friendly like

fundraiser softball thing on a sunday broke his entire leg when i tell you broke his fucking femur you know how hard it is to break your femur yeah that's really fucking hard yeah really fucking unless you're with me yeah i got a bigger bum yep listen really fucking hard that's why you're a lawyer and i do that and you do this and it works out fucking perfectly there you go okay if i need someone curb stomped i'm bringing my shoe in your leg that's all i'm talking about listen

fundraiser softball thing on a sunday broke his entire leg when i tell you broke his fucking femur you know how hard it is to break your femur yeah that's really fucking hard yeah really fucking unless you're with me yeah i got a bigger bum yep listen really fucking hard that's why you're a lawyer and i do that and you do this and it works out fucking perfectly there you go okay if i need someone curb stomped i'm bringing my shoe in your leg that's all i'm talking about listen

We'll get the job done.

We'll get the job done.