Reb Masel
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191 appearances
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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I'm like, how did you not connect that that means lawyer the fuck up? Well, they must be guilty. No, babes. Were they ever in jail by the end of it? Were they ever in prison? No, it was the bitches who were getting pissed off. Literally. I'm like coming from a bitch with a big mouth. Shut the fuck up. Please. Oh, my God. I know.
I know. Literally, like, oh, fuck. Yeah, you twist my arm.
Oh, people confess to their shit all the time because they think it's not relevant. I mean, I've had people be like, like, you know, they, like, fail, like, a drug screening or something, like, for probation. And they're like, yeah, you didn't pass, like, your drunk test. It was an edible. Said it couldn't smoke.
okay it's the same right you still have marijuana in your system well okay so now it's on the record that you fucking took an edible yeah that's why lawyers say don't tell me yeah don't if you killed someone don't tell me well no if you kill someone tell me and no one else like tell me and no one else you're telling everyone but me that's the yeah that's the and you know what's actually interesting and people don't i guess people don't realize with evidence rules
the way they work is if a client, because obviously a trained client privilege, confidentiality, we are bound, bound by, you know, just shutting our fucking mouths, not being able to tell anyone anything. And it's a much stronger privilege than like the therapist privilege or a doctor patient because there are certain,
mandatory disclosures reporting mandatory reporting laws yeah we don't have that we are we're mandatory not reporting yeah you don't fucking say shit and so the way the evidence rules work out for when you have to tell and when you don't kind of thing if a client is
drove me out said hey like let's take a drive drove me out to some random location showed me a body in the ground yeah we're like look it's the missing the missing guy on television I killed him if I don't touch it if I if they don't give it to me like I don't hand it I don't handle it I am bound to not say a word That's crazy. Not even like call a tip anything. Like I can't say anything.
And I've always thought about that's always like the most extreme situation. That's why people are like, oh, lawyers are going to hell. And I'm like, no, yeah, probably. But, you know, I mean, we're trying to keep some people out of prison before then. Right. Is, you know, a good thing. We're the last line of defense for your constitutional rights.
You know, the people who are going to be fighting, especially the next four years, are going to be the ones who are for sure maybe probably going to hell. But they did some great stuff before then. Right. But I always think about just completely as a joke.
how i would react yeah like if a client was like let's get a coffee and i was like oh my god sure and i just have my fucking gucci bag like yes my stiletto heel in front of an open pit of someone and i'm just like i'm trying to play it cool right because i don't want to be a statistic I'm like, no, yeah, for sure. 100%, maybe some Febreze in the bag.
Like, what would you, like, I don't know how I would act.
I don't know how I would act.
Yes, I'm holding space.
Yeah, they're not defying gravity anymore.
Right. It's messy. Why did we use a gun, babe? There's like stab wounds. That's blood everywhere.
Other than do not talk to cops. And that people are like, well, what if they pull you out? You know what I mean when I say don't talk to cops. I mean that if a cop shows up to your house and knocks on your door, you do not contend to a search. You do not let them in. You do not answer questions. You have to firmly say you're invoking a right to remain silent.
You have to affirmatively say, I want a lawyer. And after that, then they can't talk to you. And if they talk to you, then a lawyer later can get it thrown out. Another thing is don't go into business with your family. And sometimes, you know, I mean, like I'm seeing your mom and sister in the back of the room like that. You know, sometimes it works out. It's totally fine. Yeah.
But like always, always, always family, friends, whatever. If you get into business with people like people show their faces and it's not that everyone's an asshole. I know they're probably your best, best, best friend. If they are your bestest friend, like don't.
maybe don't like start a cryptocurrency like together you know maybe like deal with someone who you're not that's tea oh yeah it's like shit nobody nobody really thinks about don't do it do not do it and it's like the best case scenarios it works out the worst case scenario is worse like so much worse it's always ever imagine no matter what the upside is yes like the amount of families that have been torn apart i mean if anyone like google i did an episode on the u-haul family dynasty and
The U-Haul business is so wrought with tea and bullshit and murder because of just money. Like they, you know what I mean?
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