Reb Masel

So you can't have your phone in there, anything. And so he can't text me during the day at work. So he would email me connections games that he made. And everyone immediately was like, so you're dating a cop? I'm like, have you met me? I'm like, in what fucking universe? I'm like, a cop? Baby, no. Like, absolutely not. Cops aren't smart enough to do that. Not smart enough to do that.

So you can't have your phone in there, anything. And so he can't text me during the day at work. So he would email me connections games that he made. And everyone immediately was like, so you're dating a cop? I'm like, have you met me? I'm like, in what fucking universe? I'm like, a cop? Baby, no. Like, absolutely not. Cops aren't smart enough to do that. Not smart enough to do that.

And also, also, also, the idea that a cop wouldn't be allowed to be on the phone. Baby, if they couldn't be on their phone, who's going to be texting nurses and playing fucking Wordle or whatever the fuck all day? Like, no, those men are on their fucking phone grabbing their vests, not doing anything.

And also, also, also, the idea that a cop wouldn't be allowed to be on the phone. Baby, if they couldn't be on their phone, who's going to be texting nurses and playing fucking Wordle or whatever the fuck all day? Like, no, those men are on their fucking phone grabbing their vests, not doing anything.

Yeah, taking four hours to pull up to a burglary to say, I don't know how to tell you.

Yeah, taking four hours to pull up to a burglary to say, I don't know how to tell you.

it's always like a a game of assumptions after that it's like well it's probably because well it's probably just to like undermine it because it makes them feel some type of way so i was curious i figured you get shit like that too oh yeah that's why i never i mean that's the first time that i'd ever even commented about your relationship yeah relationships because i've dated i mean i have stories yeah i have stories i've dated men through this whole tiktok you know for the

it's always like a a game of assumptions after that it's like well it's probably because well it's probably just to like undermine it because it makes them feel some type of way so i was curious i figured you get shit like that too oh yeah that's why i never i mean that's the first time that i'd ever even commented about your relationship yeah relationships because i've dated i mean i have stories yeah i have stories i've dated men through this whole tiktok you know for the

Who I could and I know every day they wake up in a cold fucking sweat thinking this is the day she's going to drop a part 50 part series. Yeah. Shit. Right. I've dated I dated like a semi famous currently unemployed because we love that actor who was not talented at all. But God he was rich. Listen, I was a victim.

Who I could and I know every day they wake up in a cold fucking sweat thinking this is the day she's going to drop a part 50 part series. Yeah. Shit. Right. I've dated I dated like a semi famous currently unemployed because we love that actor who was not talented at all. But God he was rich. Listen, I was a victim.

Man did he have money. Man was his dad.

Man did he have money. Man was his dad.

Yeah, man did his dad die.

Yeah, man did his dad die.

You hit that shit so hard. Nice work. And he, yeah, and I, he did crazy shit to me, whatever. And you go through my TikTok story that time, never would have known. And I want to keep, I like to keep it that way because people, again, they get so loud about everything they know nothing about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is nice when you share little things like that.

You hit that shit so hard. Nice work. And he, yeah, and I, he did crazy shit to me, whatever. And you go through my TikTok story that time, never would have known. And I want to keep, I like to keep it that way because people, again, they get so loud about everything they know nothing about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is nice when you share little things like that.

Like, oh, no, they just unconditionally are obsessed with me or you, right? No, they just know how to do this. And no, they're not trying to get anything out of me. They simply want me to be happy. Imagine that.

Like, oh, no, they just unconditionally are obsessed with me or you, right? No, they just know how to do this. And no, they're not trying to get anything out of me. They simply want me to be happy. Imagine that.

Yeah.

Yeah.