Reb Masel
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191 appearances
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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Thank you so much. That's the thing, too, is what pisses me off is the fact that my block list looks like the January 6th attendance sheet.
It pisses me off because after a while, right, after a while, they stopped coming in. Like, I don't get hate comments really anymore, and I miss them. I miss them a lot because I'm like, man, I want y'all to pull up because it was kind of fun. We made such a great team.
Yeah, I'm like, we made such a great team. And I also, I tell people to this day, I'm like, to this day, I have not read a comment that has actually got, like, that has really gotten to me. All of it is, like, I've heard worse things from better men.
always right um and i'm a lawyer you don't think i've heard this shit from my own fucking client like you don't think that i've heard the crazy shit exactly and i so i always am hoping to be proven wrong one day like to open up a come and go you know what they got me guys yeah they got me girl yeah i i've only said the one that i've gotten and it was a random barb stan account on twitter so i know it wasn't a straight man i'll tell you that right fucking now i know that for a fact
I'm like, you're taking shit from me too. And also taking shit from probably a gay person.
You can't even do anything.
oh my god the comments acting like that was the funniest thing they've ever seen in their lives i'm like you and they're it's all an act it's always crazy how it's such an echo chamber because most of those people who think that shit is funny after it's like no i was making fun of my you didn't yeah yeah you're not in on the joke with assholes and the person who told the joke is probably like give me a yeah give me a cut of that revenue the fuck like are you joking
But it's like they're all all of you are samples like all of you are just copies of one another screaming at one another. And I've heard and also like in the comment section, not a single drag that's funny after that. On top of that, it was it's just nope. The one drag that you stole from me that I told you about. None of you can come up with anything better.
Yeah, just circle jerking in here. And I'm like, I've heard literally better roasts from a 12-year-old girl in fourth grade, like, running a fucking clay volcano project.
Like, they could probably drag me harder.
yes people who actually love me have been meaner to me than that yeah um which is crazy my husband ethan i said something rude i think like to him we were out or something and he looked at me looked down slowly and said bold thing to say in an open toe shoe
Well, like I'll do it for money too, but like, fuck, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's going to be called The Book They Throw At You, which is essentially me, a sarcastic lawyer's guide to the unholy chaos of the legal field, which is basically, you know, I want to I almost I want to say it's like chicken soup for the soul, but but like not like that. No, that's great. It's not going to really make you feel... Well, it's going to make you laugh. That's for fucking sure.
But it's also going to just... And a combination of just teaching you just the baseline of what I think every K-12 kid should know about their Miranda rights and interacting with police and all of that. And also just the craziness that is the legal field and the funny stories that... Exactly what I tell on my podcast or on...
My tick tock and crazy cases, but it's kind of all lumped together in sections that make sense, you know, like the same as chicken soup for the soul. How it's like there's a section on death and it's like all these great inspirational stories. It's the same thing. There's a section on death, except it's about, you know, a farmer who had a had a.
tractor run over him and then he wrote in blood his will on the side that said all to my wife love cecil if he wanted to he would um and how that was a valid will they like ripped the fender off and like went and put it into court and they were like yeah valid will um another like some some some anecdotes about being a woman in the in this field and how it is navigating that and the types of harassment yeah that i that we've had to deal with um but yeah so overall it's
Yeah. And people think I mean, I understand why, because I didn't really know any of this either before I got into the field. But I'm like, no, like regular people are in the law more than like the stuck up lawyers. Who do you represent? Yeah. Who do you think's filing all these lawsuits? Who do you think is, you know, being accused of these crimes, whatever?
Like, of course, people are going to say the most correct. The craziest shit, craziest shit in court. And of course, the craziest shit's going to fucking happen.
Like, I mean, people, what's like a crazy case that you've experienced or been on? I'm like, I mean, do you have four hours? Like every day I encounter someone. I mean, there was a case where a woman, a girl, I mean, she was in her 20s, but she, God, I, Loki kind of loved her. Yeah. She grave robbed her own mother to prove a point.
nice which i can respect in in certain ways right and i was at the point where i was like this vengeance goes past exactly she was like no the ring that i was supposed to get in the will is the one that looked like mom's and mom's was buried with hers and we never got a photo of it and no one fucking believes me everyone's gaslighting me about what this fucking ring looks like so when she pulled up with it in court we were like
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