Reb Masel
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you know best plaintiff's attorney in the in la county oh well i've worked at a firm for 10 years so nepotism right exactly oh exactly i'm happy for you oh yeah yeah amazing perfect like congratulations congratulations you still dress like shit like you still that suit still doesn't fit your shoulders like be serious listening to people chirp about how they have a better chance of doing better in law school because they you know have all this stuff
you know best plaintiff's attorney in the in la county oh well i've worked at a firm for 10 years so nepotism right exactly oh exactly i'm happy for you oh yeah yeah amazing perfect like congratulations congratulations you still dress like shit like you still that suit still doesn't fit your shoulders like be serious listening to people chirp about how they have a better chance of doing better in law school because they you know have all this stuff
And then you get to law school and you they tell you, oh, it's anonymous grading, first of all. And 100 percent of your grade is the final. And it's like four hours and it's half multiple choice, half essay. And that's that's it. And you're curved. You're curved against everyone in your class. Good fucking luck. Only 10 people are allowed to get A's.
And then you get to law school and you they tell you, oh, it's anonymous grading, first of all. And 100 percent of your grade is the final. And it's like four hours and it's half multiple choice, half essay. And that's that's it. And you're curved. You're curved against everyone in your class. Good fucking luck. Only 10 people are allowed to get A's.
And I started getting A's and all the people who were loud as hell started getting real quiet by the end of the year. So, yeah. So if you want to go to law school and you don't have any legal background, you can still do it. And be fine. And be really good at it. Yeah, really good at it.
And I started getting A's and all the people who were loud as hell started getting real quiet by the end of the year. So, yeah. So if you want to go to law school and you don't have any legal background, you can still do it. And be fine. And be really good at it. Yeah, really good at it.
in like 10, 20 years, like on, I'm gone. People will be like, oh my God, you're wearing four inch heels in court. I'm like, I need to be intimidating. And I know my presence already.
in like 10, 20 years, like on, I'm gone. People will be like, oh my God, you're wearing four inch heels in court. I'm like, I need to be intimidating. And I know my presence already.
I love it so much.
I love it so much.
Always, always. But I just know shit's going to get real crazy. But thank God. I'm like, look, I'm not a foot model. Like I'm not selling, you know, I'm not showing my feet for free on the ground. So I figure I'll be fine. Yeah.
Always, always. But I just know shit's going to get real crazy. But thank God. I'm like, look, I'm not a foot model. Like I'm not selling, you know, I'm not showing my feet for free on the ground. So I figure I'll be fine. Yeah.
Sometimes I think when bad shit happens to me like that, where I'm like, that's just weird, you know, for something bad like that to happen twice. You have a Mormon side of your family and I have a Mormon side of my family. I'm not Mormon. She's not. Don't like don't all freak out on me like whatever. But I think, you know, listen, Native American curses. I believe in that shit.
Sometimes I think when bad shit happens to me like that, where I'm like, that's just weird, you know, for something bad like that to happen twice. You have a Mormon side of your family and I have a Mormon side of my family. I'm not Mormon. She's not. Don't like don't all freak out on me like whatever. But I think, you know, listen, Native American curses. I believe in that shit.
And they had every right and every reason I've seen holes, bitch. All right. She. Listen, like they curse and it stays, it stays. And I know for a fact that every time, anytime I get a flat tire, anytime, you know, something happens to me that happened to my mother like a month before, I'm like, you know what? This is just what, this is what we're owed. This is the karma that we were given.
And they had every right and every reason I've seen holes, bitch. All right. She. Listen, like they curse and it stays, it stays. And I know for a fact that every time, anytime I get a flat tire, anytime, you know, something happens to me that happened to my mother like a month before, I'm like, you know what? This is just what, this is what we're owed. This is the karma that we were given.
150 years ago when we were not in our own business in the fucking American West. And that's fair. So the NFL was telling you basically, listen, girl, this is the worst that could happen to you.
150 years ago when we were not in our own business in the fucking American West. And that's fair. So the NFL was telling you basically, listen, girl, this is the worst that could happen to you.
Are you telling me you're one?
Are you telling me you're one?