Reb Masel

would have yeah but a lot of people in my office I mean one of my first days oh god I almost shit I was pee my pants my first day is one of my new firms I get you know I'm literally being set up like quite literally like sitting down at my desk and shit and they're like press this number and this is your phone and it has your name on it and whatever and I immediately get a phone call in my office I'm like okay this is weird and I answer and it's one of the partners like the big named on the fucking name plate partners yeah down the hall and he goes is this Reb Maisel and

would have yeah but a lot of people in my office I mean one of my first days oh god I almost shit I was pee my pants my first day is one of my new firms I get you know I'm literally being set up like quite literally like sitting down at my desk and shit and they're like press this number and this is your phone and it has your name on it and whatever and I immediately get a phone call in my office I'm like okay this is weird and I answer and it's one of the partners like the big named on the fucking name plate partners yeah down the hall and he goes is this Reb Maisel and

And I immediately was like, oh, we're fucked. I was like, we're not. I was like packing my shit up.

And I immediately was like, oh, we're fucked. I was like, we're not. I was like packing my shit up.

Oh, I'm scooping shit into a bag. I'm like, well, I'm taking the free souvenirs. Fuck that. And he, he, I mean, and I said, yes. And immediately hung up the phone. I hear silly pounding steps. Cause he's bigger, right? He's a bigger man. Pounding steps, like flipped around into my office and goes, you need to show me how to set up this fucking ring light. And I'm like,

Oh, I'm scooping shit into a bag. I'm like, well, I'm taking the free souvenirs. Fuck that. And he, he, I mean, and I said, yes. And immediately hung up the phone. I hear silly pounding steps. Cause he's bigger, right? He's a bigger man. Pounding steps, like flipped around into my office and goes, you need to show me how to set up this fucking ring light. And I'm like,

perfect you're like king let me help you go into his office we're setting up his ring light he's like how do we we need to get that you know we put the firm on the map etc etc and i'm just like okay jesus christ so yeah so people assume that i walk into a firm and everyone doesn't take me serious i'm like you would be shocked the number of clowns that are in this field great ones and bad ones i mean you first thing i learned when i went into this field is 80 of us are really dumb which is fine

perfect you're like king let me help you go into his office we're setting up his ring light he's like how do we we need to get that you know we put the firm on the map etc etc and i'm just like okay jesus christ so yeah so people assume that i walk into a firm and everyone doesn't take me serious i'm like you would be shocked the number of clowns that are in this field great ones and bad ones i mean you first thing i learned when i went into this field is 80 of us are really dumb which is fine

but you know someone's got which is probably the case for most professions exactly quite honest with you i was thinking about the other day i was like you never walk into a doctor's office and go you know what rank were you at in your college in your med school no you just kind of trust yeah you just say well they're a doctor yeah and so now every time my mom will try to be like setting me up with people well he's he's a lawyer i'm like oh i'm like okay let me see his transcript like let me see what grade he got in fucking civ pro like kidding

but you know someone's got which is probably the case for most professions exactly quite honest with you i was thinking about the other day i was like you never walk into a doctor's office and go you know what rank were you at in your college in your med school no you just kind of trust yeah you just say well they're a doctor yeah and so now every time my mom will try to be like setting me up with people well he's he's a lawyer i'm like oh i'm like okay let me see his transcript like let me see what grade he got in fucking civ pro like kidding

where does he work you know i mean like oh he's like oh yeah i'm so curious did you always want to be a lawyer no are you just argumentative because that's why i thought i wanted to be a lawyer see yeah i know i didn't know what i wanted to do i just liked school i was good at school and i liked school and i liked i loved being right god me too god you're so bad right yeah you're so me um yeah no i i

where does he work you know i mean like oh he's like oh yeah i'm so curious did you always want to be a lawyer no are you just argumentative because that's why i thought i wanted to be a lawyer see yeah i know i didn't know what i wanted to do i just liked school i was good at school and i liked school and i liked i loved being right god me too god you're so bad right yeah you're so me um yeah no i i

I just love doing that. And so I just wanted to have fun in college. Went to UC Santa Barbara. Go Gauchos. Love that damn school. I shotgun a lot of beers on a lot of decks. Didn't really go to class much. My GPA was not that great. And I came home. I went up. I studied abroad, you know, and then never stopped talking about it for the next 10 years.

I just love doing that. And so I just wanted to have fun in college. Went to UC Santa Barbara. Go Gauchos. Love that damn school. I shotgun a lot of beers on a lot of decks. Didn't really go to class much. My GPA was not that great. And I came home. I went up. I studied abroad, you know, and then never stopped talking about it for the next 10 years.

Yeah, that's my culture. And then, yeah, I came home. I quite literally got home and it was the start of my senior year of college. And my roommate, Talia, came home with LSAT books. And I was like, oh, I should probably think about. thinking about my career and shit. I was thinking I was just going to keep going to school.

Yeah, that's my culture. And then, yeah, I came home. I quite literally got home and it was the start of my senior year of college. And my roommate, Talia, came home with LSAT books. And I was like, oh, I should probably think about. thinking about my career and shit. I was thinking I was just going to keep going to school.

I was going to go to grad school, whatever, get my master's in history or some shit. And she said, yeah, you should just take the LSAT. So I did. And it worked out. I got a scholarship based on the LSAT score because that GPA, I was not, I need to overshadow that. So yeah, that's how it worked out. And I don't have family who are lawyers.

I was going to go to grad school, whatever, get my master's in history or some shit. And she said, yeah, you should just take the LSAT. So I did. And it worked out. I got a scholarship based on the LSAT score because that GPA, I was not, I need to overshadow that. So yeah, that's how it worked out. And I don't have family who are lawyers.

I don't have any legal background other than that before law school. And everyone around you is, well, my dad

I don't have any legal background other than that before law school. And everyone around you is, well, my dad