Reb Valentine
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164 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Reb Valentine’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I like what they did there. Thank you, Tim, for bringing that to my attention. You're welcome. I want to give you one final super chat, okay? Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Jordan White. You get one thing, okay? You get one thing. But Jordan White needs me first. Super Chat says, Greg, I need your help.
Every time my girlfriend watches me kill enemies in video games, she always shames me and says they were just chilling in their natural habitat and I'm the bad guy. Can you please give her a response to Cam 1? Jordan White's girlfriend. It's me, Greg Miller. Trending gamer from the Game Awards. Host of the Dice Awards. Award winner in other places too. You don't need to worry about it. Johnny Boz.
South by Southwest. Actually, I guess you have to worry about it. Go update my Wikipedia. I've been in a bunch of video games too. Jordan tells me you have a problem watching him kill enemies in video games. And I need you to understand that usually Jordan's the good guy in the video game.
okay what do you do you want him when he's sonic the hedgehog to let all of his forest friends be trapped in these robots by dr robotnik does that sound like a life you'd like because let me pitch this to you because i can make this happen if you want i come to your house and i put you inside a robot and then jordan tries to stop me and i say don't do it she doesn't want you hurting people putting people in robots and he has to go oh my god you're right and then now guess what you're trapped inside a robot this robot what it does coffees and vacuums
So we got a vacuum attachment and then it's got a coffee brewer up here. It looks like the Robotnik suit. The ball thingy always flies around. Except she's in the core of it. It's powered by Jordan White's girlfriend's Body heat, I guess. I don't know. No, no, she's alive in there. I'm taking, I'm slicing ham and I'm putting it through the little vent. You know what I mean?
Cause Jordan's trying to stop that from happening in video games, but you're getting in the way of it. So I don't think that's what you want. So you should just let him do his thing. Thank you. Coffee and vacuums. Because I want more coffee and I need a vacuum. I understand. The needs of life. Thank you.
That is exactly... But again, in my... Kevin is showing you Dr. Robotnik in his ball thingy flies around. But again, in mine, it would be covered at the top. There would be a dome over it where Jordan White's girlfriend would be hidden. And again, to be clear, she's eating the ham I'm putting through the vent. And she's just trapped inside. Her body heat is powering it.
No, no, no. See, I don't want... No, no, no, no. It's just she's in... Maybe the coffee.
I haven't watched as much Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons as y'all have. But my thing, when I was playing the games, because I was a big Sonic kid, you know, as a Sega kid. Of course. I always assumed the squirrels and bunnies inside the machine weren't, like, doing anything other than be like, holy shit, I'm in this fucking robot and somehow it's powering me. They weren't caught.
They weren't the enemy. Because Sonic, you know, knocks it, hits the big button, and then they all just come out. Yeah. And they were always chill when they came out.
I don't think the enemy, like, when they're in there, I don't think they're mind-controlled. I think Robotnik just came up with some kind of bioenergy thing. I'm going to be honest. This is stuff I shouldn't have the answers to, and I don't.
And that's what I'm saying is there's something going on there. I'll be straight up with you. I got a wife and a kid. I got a successful business. I can't build a robot big enough for Jordan's girlfriend to run in it. It's going to be very tight. She's got to be in the fetal position.
She's got to squeeze the ground.
See, I don't like that because then you burn your hand.
I'm not trying to hurt Jordan's girlfriend. I'm just pointing out the fact that Jordan's a good guy. Jordan's the good guy.
We move on to kindoffunny.com slash you're wrong where people can tell us what we screw up as we screw it up. Nexus says, I'm broke so I can't super chat, but Tony Hawk himself responded to the Call of Duty tweet. Stop it. What did he say?
Tony Hawk.
Tony Hawk just did the eyes emoji. He did the eyes emoji.
Kebab says a super chat. I'm sorry, a you're wrong. That isn't a you're wrong, but context I appreciate. To explain why Samurai Pizza Cats is so infamous, the dub didn't have access to the original scripts, so they threw away any resemblance to accuracy out the window and just made it a gag dub. I mean, that's very clear.
Even from what we saw there.
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