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👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You guys ever walk in on your parents having sex when you're a kid?
It's awkward when they tell you to stop doing it.
You keep... No, it's my fault the first time, actually.
I was about five, and they said, what do you want for your birthday?
I said, I want to watch.
Fucking should have said Big Wheel.
Actually, my father passed away not too long ago.
I'm pretty happy about that now.
He left me his motorhome, and I'm living in it now.
About two miles away from here, so I get to sign up all the time.
It's pretty awesome.
But I've had a hard time talking about it with all my black friends because I don't want them to think I'm appropriating their culture by not having a father now, which got me thinking about Star Wars and how Anakin Skywalker was white.
But then as soon as he turned black, he left his kids.
No, that's all right.
That's all I got.