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Podcast Appearances
Oh, no, too soon.
Anyway, so one of those people diagnosed with, well, ADHD, right?
Because I grew up in the era when we didn't have helmets.
You're laughing, right?
Yeah, that's why I never had kids.
At 47, I never had kids, because I didn't put a helmet on my kid and ride a bike.
You know, I just ain't doing it, right?
And this is my first time ever doing stand-up, and I'm like a ferret.
I have the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth, right?
Come on, you got it.
You got it.
You spit on it.
You're like, holy shit, this dude just spit on me.
So I had a total minute planned.
No, I didn't.
No, I really didn't.