Red Band

Played by a guy named Hayden, and then all of a sudden he's 6'7", played by James Earl Jones.

There you go.

This is my 33rd time on stage.

Months.

I am now because that sounded funny and I didn't even get to watch it from back there.

It was hilarious.

Yeah, it was great.

Well, we've always watched the show and then he said, you know, when I go, better get out there and do the show.

So I came out here last year for eight weeks and I got on the show.

Yeah, I just moved out here in August.

I've been doing open mics ever since and working on my comedy for about three, four months.

I was on again about two months ago.

I didn't do very well, but you let me do another joke and that one went all right, so... Well, do you have another joke that you could do that's better than your set this time?

Okay.

I got a lot of them, but I don't know if it's going to be better, to be honest with you.

Yeah, that's true.

That's true.

All right, dating's a little different now that I'm 50.

Like, when I was young, the only birth control was the pill, you know, and that was kind of, I don't know, it's gonna work, or she's gonna take it.

They didn't have plan B. Plan B was fucking move, you know?