Rep. Tim Burchett

And I thought, you know, I'm going to start asking some questions.

And then I'm walking down the street and the center of all media in Washington, D.C., TMZ.

His name's Colin.

He's a good friend of mine.

We've been to lunch and hang out some.

But he stopped me and I didn't know who he was.

And he said, hey, I'm with TMZ.

He said, what do you think about this UFO report that's getting ready to come out?

And I said, brother, it'll look like it was shot with a shotgun because it'll be all redacted.

Oh, yeah.

And then...

And I said, and it won't come out when they say it's going to come out.

And I said, really, why?

And I said, well, probably because...

the original report is probably going to have something in it, and they're going to pull it back.

And sure enough, they did, and it was heavily redacted, and it was just a big fluff piece, nothing.

And then I said the magic words, which I ended up putting on one of my T-shirts, which I sell on my website, that more people believe in UFOs than believe in Congress.

And for good reason.

And for great reason.

And so...