Rep. Tim Burchett

We'll stay in an awful motel.

We'll eat some cheap Mexican food, some barbecue, and we'll put you on a plane back to Tennessee.

And I said, all right, Andy, I'll do it.

And, um, um,

But, you know, that's about it that I've done.

And so what happens is you're overseas.

You're being told how great you are.

You're sitting at a bar and somebody, and they know what you're into, guys, gals, combination thereof, drugs, whatever.

And they'll hook you up and you're thinking you're the stud.

You're, you know, your wife's away.

Nobody will know halfway around the world.

You end up sleeping with somebody and then, you know, you're out.

Next day, you're flying back to America.

You know, you're back front row at the church, you know.

And then you're getting ready to make a key vote.

And somebody comes up and whispers in your ear, hey, man, were you in a motel room with a girl in, you know, Istanbul or something?

And you think, oh, crap.

He goes, man, we don't want that out.

And he goes, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not going to put that out.