Rick Andrews

And then every other sentence after that is going to alternate, either beginning with the phrase, fortunately or unfortunately.

So if I said, I went to the pet store to get a puppy, then you would say, unfortunately, the pet store only had lizards.

And then I would say, fortunately, I'm a huge lizard fan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unfortunately, the only lizard left was a Komodo dragon.

Fortunately, I've got a huge yard, et cetera, et cetera.

Would you like to be fortunately or unfortunately?

I'll be fortunately.

So I'll start with a bit of a negative news.

I was walking to the train and I tripped on the curb.

Unfortunately, I just can't stand lawyers.

I really don't have it in me to just deal with being in court.

Fortunately, your lawyer also hates other lawyers.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, my lawyer is my ex, and it's just been real intense doing these, filing the paperwork.

Unfortunately, she's already fallen madly in love with Dale, who's her new partner.

Fortunately, Dale seems like a cool guy.

Awesome.

Great.

Yay.