Rick Sittig
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The woman says, turn down the air conditioning.
And you say, I have no idea what that means.
And she says, it means turn down the air conditioning, loser.
And you're like, do you mean turn down the air conditioning so there's less air conditioning and the room gets warmer?
Or turn down the temperature so the room gets colder?
I need more information.
And she says, here's some info.
I fucked your best friend Tyler that weekend at the lake.
OK, classic couples conflict.
I deal with this all the time.
There's a couple of ways to solve it, but right now, I'm just going to be life coaching the men out here, okay?
Just life coaching the men because men start all the arguments.
All right.
So, first option, you grab a crowbar and you just bash the hell out of the air conditioning, the condenser, the thermostat, just destroy everything.
No more air conditioning to argue over, problem solved.
But maybe you're not a crowbar kind of guy.
Maybe you're a sensitive guy.
In that case, there's option two.
You say, I'm sorry, I started the air conditioning fight.
It's all my fault.