Rick Sittig
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Podcast Appearances
Women love it when men apologize.
All right, so then you pull out the two tickets you bought for a princess cruise to Cancun, the love boat.
So you're on the love boat having a romantic dinner, champagne, caviar, loaded baked potato.
I don't know what you guys like.
But the important thing is you're having a romantic dinner and she's forgotten all about the air conditioning fight.
And then after dinner, you say, let's go for a walk in the moonlight.
Yeah.
So you're all cuddled up on deck, watching the moonlight shimmer and dance on the ocean.
And you push her overboard.
Now, before you get all snippy, I will remind you, I gave you two options.
Both work.
But what I like about the Love Boat solution is it's a statement.
And now you're single in Cancun on the Love Boat, loaded with a bunch of drunk, sash-wearing bachelorette party girls who did not fuck your best friend.
And bonus, you still have your air conditioning.