Rick Sittig
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
My friends are fucking retards.
I get a text.
We're driving to the desert.
You in?
Of course I'm in.
I love Vegas.
I love the nightlife.
I love the food.
I love drinking frozen piña coladas waist deep in the hotel pool.
Nobody said anything about camping in a tent in the actual fucking desert.
Not quite as funny the second time.
The campsite had a million rocks, a hundred rattlesnakes, and zero frozen piña colada machines.
After five days in the broiling sun, I collapsed with heat stroke on a mound of fire ants.
Camping is like incest.
You have to grow up doing it with your family to think it's okay.
Come on now.
Airlines are always looking for new ways to attract customers.
There's this new deal where the price of the ticket is based on the ability of the pilot.
So, if you want to save some money, book a flight with a pilot who does not have a pilot's license, but does have a driver's license, and is pretty good at parallel parking his Mazda.
You want to save a lot more money?