Rick Stephens

It's happened a number of times this year, and it wasn't just a bad break.

There's a bit of a pattern here, and one that people only two weeks ago seemed to have forgotten.

But you're not supposed to say these things.

You're just not supposed to say things.

You have to gush with praise when you're talking about Mike Matheson.

And I heard one display where there were, yes, this Montreal media people arguing over who was the president of the Mike Matheson.

And no, I'm the president.

No, I'm the vice president of the Mike Matheson.

No, I'm the first vice president.

No, I'm the...

Oh, I just need to be a bigger vice president.

It's pathetic.

Absolutely pathetic.

So because we are restricted from shining even the minimal light on Mike Matheson, we are going to read you

the official top five talking points, as approved by the Montreal media, when you're describing Mike Matheson.

Well, they've all been said by credentialed Montreal media members.

This week?

And he is.

And to that, I'd say, yes.

And what?