Rico

99.

10%.

Yeah, we went to the Final Four last year. We're 11 deep. Got a great coach, great fan base, friends of the program.

I was personally going to say that their coach may be involved in a murder allegation. Why didn't I just say that you double teamed three fat girls at the ball last week?

You want to play the number game?

You got more followers than you watched it.

31,543.

Yeah, fair. What's up?

Could have been a pocket dial. Could have been a pocket dial. Could have been, you know, I don't know.

You just do the error and hope the team gets the rebound, and then they take it out on the side with a chance to win. You know what I mean?

You've got to fucking wait until someone touches the ball, man. It's a day one mistake.

Yeah.

I'll try.

Yeah.

I do know the guy at the garden.

I email him every year. Hey, you know, have a great season. I like hoping if you need anything, I'm available. Like put me in the rotation and he just says, thanks. I'll keep you in mind that he, for 10, the last 10 years, he has not put me in his rotation.

Uh, I would start doing the book. I would start being his spotter. I would start, uh,

Yeah, Dan. I'm saying from 10 years ago, I used to fucking email the guys.

I know. I was, you know.

Like Billy Joel said about fucking when he wrote Piano Man. Like, you know, there's a little exaggeration. When he wrote Piano Man.

No, you still do pen and paper in the book.

Yeah, I'll give a pitch to my show, Pick Central.

Okay, I will, Dan. We got Merle's on every day. Merle's the best.

A goal scorer. We're chasing the plus sign because we don't know shit about hockey.

I got Vegas to win the cup and they look like shit. Last game, big favorite. They're losing tonight. As we speak, it's 2-1. Yeah, I'm in trouble with my future.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, fuck.

Well, it's not a joke. Yeah, it's more like whatever. Listen, the thing next month where I'll be providing definitely skills as a referee, I also have skills as a player.

Oh, no, I was going to say cracking into the lineup. You know what I mean?