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The dealer is like, would you like me to...
deal you in sir uh yeah please table for three seats two seats oh i i will play as well and i just like dump my chips on the table is this is this enough to play can i am i able to sit here the dealer calls the pit boss over so and like slowly stacks the freaking chips like into order for you and pushes them back towards you please keep the table clear sir
Thank you very much, sir.
Hits it, puts it in the tip chip drip tray.
Minimum bet is $25.
As your dealer says that, you look down and realize that all of your chips are $25 each.
What a fucking surprise.
Oh.
I'm in two.
I put two down.
All right.
So we're going to engage in a game of Heads Up Blackjack, yeah?
Okay.
Closest to 21 wins, over 21 busts.
Everyone puts in 25 minimum to start and grab yourselves a D12.
The dealer, as you sit down, is like, thank you for joining me.
My name is Boy Baccarat.
Baccarat's my specialty.
Tonight I'm dealing blackjack.
And as he says that, he like looks over at like MC Harley high stakes and Harley just sort of like sixth sense, like looks over with like a momentary sour flash expression and then flips back to happy.