Roan
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48 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Roan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We woke up this morning speech. I sent Max a video and I said, lucky are we, the people who get to take a loss and then come back and have another chance at this. We lost. We embarrassed ourselves against the Chiefs last time. And we're so fortunate to have a chance to take another crack at this thing. So I sent Max a video that said, we are fucking ready for them. And we get to the game.
And right as we get to the stadium, I whisper to Max, What if we whip their ass? What if we go belt to ass to the Kansas City Chiefs? What if we find Patrick Mahomes, maybe one of the best, maybe the best quarterback of all time, and we beat his ass in front of a national audience? And sure enough, that's exactly what we did.
I mean, walking into the stadium, it was almost like there was a sense of calm, like we had been here before. And it wasn't the fear that we had our team a couple of years ago. We're better at cornerback. That's where we lost. We're better at running back. That's where we lost. We're better at linebacker. That's where we lost. And we put it all together in a performance where there was no doubt.
We wanted to keep on reminding ourselves that, Hey, we've lost this before. We've been in a situation where we're up 10 points, where we're up a bunch of points. And we took it to a place where we were up. What was it? 31 to nothing. 34, nothing. 34 to nothing? Yeah. And we took care of business the entire way.
Honestly, the city of Philadelphia has to feel so proud of what the Eagles did right now. The joy in that stadium, the mirth, the feelings that are just coursing through all of our veins right now. It's incomprehensible. Belt to ask.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I think the way that we see this guy is going to be different. The way he carries himself is going to be different. The fucking way he feels in his balls, in his soul, in his bones is going to be different forever. You have to give this guy his flowers and we might turn into the most obnoxious people you've ever met in your fucking life.
We all have been sweating, though. We all are just sweating our dicks off. We're just co-mingling body odors. Me, Pug, and Max just have like a perfect cocktail, a Neapolitan ice cream with three different body odors going on right now. It smells delicious.
He's like so much foot.
Truly is the best feeling.
Truly is the best feeling. You did it before.
The Eagles should win, but... Okay, so he says the Eagles should win.
I didn't realize this was happening right now.
I thought you killed it. I especially – what was the best one so far? I think – Hmm. We got Berman. Who was before Berman?
It used to be like work wear. I thought that was for kids. No, it's like coveralls. Oh, okay.
Who was before Berman? Jason Kelsey. That was amazing.
That was like... Front to back.
Well, I mean, my phone went off in the middle of this one. So probably this one. I like that accountability.
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