Robbie Bernstein

Yeah.

Rob Bernstein, comedy.com.

A lot of dates coming right up.

The recent ones coming up is Bridgeport, Connecticut, Astoria, old Saybrook, Connecticut, Washington, DC, Burdette, New York, Detroit.

And then looking to add a Pittsburgh or Cleveland.

So if you've got a porch, hit me up and you know, come support the porch.

Yeah, these are we're headed into the wild times and you get home and then two days later, you already got to be back up at four in the morning and fly out.

And then.

I'm already porching people, so I got a show in Bridgeport, Connecticut, Old Sabra, Connecticut, D.C., and Long Island City coming up.

You can find all those dates at robburnsoncommy.com.

Detroit's coming up.

A lot of dates going up there, so go check it out.

I will be dropping more dates soon.

You see, I seem to be getting different news than you, because from what I understand, this has been de-escalated to a mini-war, and Donald Trump just got two boats through the straits, so it's essentially open, despite from what you're hearing from Iran.

Well, you know, in this fast-moving media environment, it's hard to imagine a world that existed eight weeks ago.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it sure is.

It's hard to go back in time and remember a world that we lived in when the streets were open and Iran didn't have a nuke.

But Donald Trump promises to spend more money and get us back there.