Robbo

Um, probably they'd come and sit next to me rather than the other way around.

That's what I said anyway.

Yeah, I would.

No, I'd get on with the people and I'd be all right, but I wouldn't get on with the snakes and spiders and I'm a celebrity or something like that.

Okay, if we put you in a jungle, survivor.

What other ones are you talking about?

No, I wouldn't like that either.

I might do a cooking one.

I'd be all right on that.

I'd do okay on that.

Oh, yeah, a bit of MasterChef.

If you remember, I beat Frank LaBeouf, didn't I, in the last year's croissant-making competition.

Yes, you did.

You have seen me dance once, and I saw you dance.

You got told off for taking the mickey when we were in Ukraine and we had to do the national dance.

Dan, Dan, Dan, I think we saw Stevie as a masked singer that time in Spain, didn't we, when Tottenham and Liverpool played in the Champions League final?

That's when he was singing You'll Never Walk Alone at six o'clock in the morning at karaoke.

Oh, those were the good... But he had a mask on at the time.

You're painting a very bad picture of me, Dan.

Very bad picture of me.