Robert Craddock

Suddenly they're playing dreadfully.

And did you see those images of Craig, Bellamy –

Twice in the first half, storming to the back of the box behind a board.

No one could see what he was up to.

He would have been volcanic.

Then the halftime spray when he got into it and then stormed out.

And then finally after, at full time, taking responsibility, which of course makes him such a great coach.

And crash on the sub two-hour marathon record.

It's a red-letter moment, Gerard.

Hey, just to get a feel of this, Gerard, I went out in my car about 20 minutes ago.

and drove around my suburb at 21 kilometres an hour.

Yes.

And that's swift when you think of a human, not for a car.

But I looked to my right and I imagined him running because that was the speed he averaged for two hours.

Oh, my goodness, mate.

Gerard, I'm trying to put this in layman's language and this is the best I can come up with.

You know that little song, crazy little thing called Love by Queen?

It goes for two minutes and about 50 seconds.

Well, if you played it now, by the time they ended, he would have run a kilometre.

That's what he was doing for his kilometres, two minutes 50.