Rod Blagojevich

So I say, because we were not finding the black military hero, why doesn't somebody go to California, ask Halle Berry if she'd like to be a United States senator? She comes to Illinois for one day, I'll make her a senator and maybe I could fuck her. I'm joking around. Right. Well, they play this, you know, in court. Oh, boy. And there's my wife sitting right there, you know. Oh, boy.

So I say, because we were not finding the black military hero, why doesn't somebody go to California, ask Halle Berry if she'd like to be a United States senator? She comes to Illinois for one day, I'll make her a senator and maybe I could fuck her. I'm joking around. Right. Well, they play this, you know, in court. Oh, boy. And there's my wife sitting right there, you know. Oh, boy.

So I say, because we were not finding the black military hero, why doesn't somebody go to California, ask Halle Berry if she'd like to be a United States senator? She comes to Illinois for one day, I'll make her a senator and maybe I could fuck her. I'm joking around. Right. Well, they play this, you know, in court. Oh, boy. And there's my wife sitting right there, you know. Oh, boy.

And I look ahead and I'm looking at the clock and there's like 10 minutes to go before noon where the judge is going to recess for lunch. And I'm thinking if I could just get there before they play this tape, I could at least, you know, kind of prepare her for what's coming. Right. And I made it. And so I tap her on the knee and I kind of showed her the book and I said, look, I was just kidding.

And I look ahead and I'm looking at the clock and there's like 10 minutes to go before noon where the judge is going to recess for lunch. And I'm thinking if I could just get there before they play this tape, I could at least, you know, kind of prepare her for what's coming. Right. And I made it. And so I tap her on the knee and I kind of showed her the book and I said, look, I was just kidding.

And I look ahead and I'm looking at the clock and there's like 10 minutes to go before noon where the judge is going to recess for lunch. And I'm thinking if I could just get there before they play this tape, I could at least, you know, kind of prepare her for what's coming. Right. And I made it. And so I tap her on the knee and I kind of showed her the book and I said, look, I was just kidding.

And her reaction was, what are you, 16? Right.

And her reaction was, what are you, 16? Right.

And her reaction was, what are you, 16? Right.

Yeah, and let's face it, most of us like that stuff.

Yeah, and let's face it, most of us like that stuff.

Yeah, and let's face it, most of us like that stuff.

No doubt.

No doubt.

No doubt.

So years would go by, and I'm sitting in prison. I'm making one of my nightly calls home, and my wife's on the phone. And that Billy Bush tape came out. What a slimy thing to do to Trump, right? It comes out, and everybody's writing him off as a president. He can't win. Pressured by his party to get out of the race.

So years would go by, and I'm sitting in prison. I'm making one of my nightly calls home, and my wife's on the phone. And that Billy Bush tape came out. What a slimy thing to do to Trump, right? It comes out, and everybody's writing him off as a president. He can't win. Pressured by his party to get out of the race.

So years would go by, and I'm sitting in prison. I'm making one of my nightly calls home, and my wife's on the phone. And that Billy Bush tape came out. What a slimy thing to do to Trump, right? It comes out, and everybody's writing him off as a president. He can't win. Pressured by his party to get out of the race.

And my wife was offended by it, and she's telling me, you have two young daughters. How could you possibly defend this? And I said, let me take you back to a day in court, okay? Before you judge somebody else, look at your own husband. And I told her about the Halle Berry thing and what I said. And I said, this is, you know, as you explained it.

And my wife was offended by it, and she's telling me, you have two young daughters. How could you possibly defend this? And I said, let me take you back to a day in court, okay? Before you judge somebody else, look at your own husband. And I told her about the Halle Berry thing and what I said. And I said, this is, you know, as you explained it.