Ronnie Karam
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Podcast Appearances
You know, Santa is just like a hot guy, you know, in a bar that you fuck one time.
He can tell you whatever he wants.
He doesn't have to deal with you pregnant.
God, I don't know.
Memories.
They're like, okay.
She's like, what do you want, a pony?
Yeah, I wanted a pony, you know, but you got to think about the logistics, you know.
Where do you live?
A shithole apartment?
Yeah, I know, because your mom's poor.
It's going to poop on the floor.
That's awesome.
Okay.
Why is she coming from way shit all over the floor?
Your mom could barely take care of a child.
Have you had a bath today, honey?
No, you haven't.
Your mother's a loser.
You're lucky I don't call social services.