Ronnie Karam

Now take a candy cane out of the bucket because that's all you're fucking getting for Christmas.

Say thank you to me.

Oh, wait, you forgot.

you know like penny pinching the entire movie like it would this would have been perfect really gelled but it you can see it when everyone else's kids but you can't see it yes make her like a scrooge santa yeah i love that when she told the kid she's like get up here little girl okay what do you want for christmas oh god that breath your teeth the plaque how about a toothbrush okay how about a toothbrush and some floss all right possibly a chastity belt because i do not see things going very well

So now we see the mean girls back out on the slopes.

We see the mean girls like, oh, nice van.

What are you, live in a van?

Loser.

Loser.

And she's like, what's your problem?

She's like, clearly, I'm not the one with the problem, poor person.

We never see them snowboard.

We don't.

None of them can.

Yeah, we're just supposed to take their word for it.

And I don't, personally.

So then we go back to the best character, the landlady, Dora Lee.

Please.

And she sees them coming into the apartment.

She's like, Mrs. Jacobson, could you have your dad drop a check, bye?