Ronnie Karam

He never told me you're so handsome or single.

Tell him I can pretend to be an angel and just sit right on his tree.

That would be great.

funny i put some people don't like it but i don't know are you sure he likes it i make a crying fruit did she did she say like i put bourbon in it or something like that yeah it's like that bourbon and then she slams the door in her face she's like god i need a snack i was like oh my god they just based this woman on me this woman made a meal of every single line she had

She got so hot from all the Dora Lee talk.

The Dora Lee talk.

Your heartbeat is going a little crazy there, sir.

So now, guys, the news is in.

The reviews are in, everybody.

Santa's a flop.

The first Leonard Maltin reference of the podcast.

We're going to have to fire Santa, aren't we?

Oh, my God.

What are we going to do?

So then we go to Santa at the bar and Matt comes in.

He's like, whoa, whoa.

Thanks for meeting me, man.

Yeah.

So, you know, when kids come to Santa, Santa usually says yes.

She's like, yeah, and leaves the parents on the hook.