Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Merry Christmas, Jordan.

Okay, it's called Asian Christmas.

Okay, it's called Asian Christmas.

Wrong again, Hepatitis Gumby, okay? We need more football players in movies. I mean, just imagine Gronk in 12 Years a Slave, okay? Never too soon for a reboot.

Wrong again, Hepatitis Gumby, okay? We need more football players in movies. I mean, just imagine Gronk in 12 Years a Slave, okay? Never too soon for a reboot.

Which brings us to my badass bingo bomb bet of the evening. Which elderly lesbian could kick Jordan Klepper's ass? As always, brought to you by gambling. Gambling. Savings accounts are for pussies.

Which brings us to my badass bingo bomb bet of the evening. Which elderly lesbian could kick Jordan Klepper's ass? As always, brought to you by gambling. Gambling. Savings accounts are for pussies.

I mean, obviously, I think they should get one per half, like a challenge flag.

I mean, obviously, I think they should get one per half, like a challenge flag.

No, no, it's no such thing as too much smoke grenade. Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is a renowned astrophysicist and author whose latest book is called Merlin's Tour of the Universe. Please welcome the great Neil deGrasse Tyson! It's almost like your show. You're so beloved. Thanks for coming on. So great to meet you.

No, no, it's no such thing as too much smoke grenade. Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is a renowned astrophysicist and author whose latest book is called Merlin's Tour of the Universe. Please welcome the great Neil deGrasse Tyson! It's almost like your show. You're so beloved. Thanks for coming on. So great to meet you.

Yeah, I've met you before. I've watched you for years. I really appreciate it.

Yeah, I've met you before. I've watched you for years. I really appreciate it.

Oh, thanks so much.

Oh, thanks so much.

Yeah, please watch that movie as many times as you can. It helps my contract negotiations. Yeah, I loved your book as well, your new book. Yeah, thank you. It's a republishing of Q&As that you got.

Yeah, please watch that movie as many times as you can. It helps my contract negotiations. Yeah, I loved your book as well, your new book. Yeah, thank you. It's a republishing of Q&As that you got.

Brought into the 21st century. And so it's written in terms, the format is kind of short questions and you kind of give answers. And this was done over the course of the last, what, 30 years?

Brought into the 21st century. And so it's written in terms, the format is kind of short questions and you kind of give answers. And this was done over the course of the last, what, 30 years?

He's an artist. I want to get into that.