Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Look, you guys are laughing, but does no one see the tragedy in this? A warrior forced to fight when really he just wants to get on that stage and dance. But yeah, he seems to have nailed the alcoholism. Let's hear about the sexual misconduct.

Okay, uh, let me just, uh, check this, uh, real quick. Um, all right, yeah, that's not allowed. I don't know what's worse, uh, that he supposedly divided his female staff into party girls and not-party girls, or that he couldn't think of a word for not-party. Uh... He's really a bit of a caveman, isn't he? When the sun in sky, day. When sun go away, not day. Time for party girl.

Okay, uh, let me just, uh, check this, uh, real quick. Um, all right, yeah, that's not allowed. I don't know what's worse, uh, that he supposedly divided his female staff into party girls and not-party girls, or that he couldn't think of a word for not-party. Uh... He's really a bit of a caveman, isn't he? When the sun in sky, day. When sun go away, not day. Time for party girl.

So Pete was reportedly constantly drunk and trying to sleep with the party girls on staff. But what about the financial mismanagement?

So Pete was reportedly constantly drunk and trying to sleep with the party girls on staff. But what about the financial mismanagement?

When he joined this veterans charity, did he think that he was the veteran it was going to? I mean, guys, it would really help my mental health to go to this strip club, okay? I have PTSD. Party time suck my d***. So, um... Unlike wraparound shades, none of this is a great look for Pete Hegseth. But you know what? Hey, these are anonymous quotes from a bunch of haters. I'm sure his mom loves him.

When he joined this veterans charity, did he think that he was the veteran it was going to? I mean, guys, it would really help my mental health to go to this strip club, okay? I have PTSD. Party time suck my d***. So, um... Unlike wraparound shades, none of this is a great look for Pete Hegseth. But you know what? Hey, these are anonymous quotes from a bunch of haters. I'm sure his mom loves him.

Okay, I'm putting mom down as not a potty girl. For more on this controversy surrounding Pete Hegsa's appointment, let's go to Capitol Hill with Troy Wada.

Okay, I'm putting mom down as not a potty girl. For more on this controversy surrounding Pete Hegsa's appointment, let's go to Capitol Hill with Troy Wada.

Yeah, but when he's not passed out, he'll be a big problem. Like, drunk people get mad.

Yeah, but when he's not passed out, he'll be a big problem. Like, drunk people get mad.

Let's adopt a dog. Okay, okay, aren't you worried that a raging alcoholic will have access to the nuclear codes? No.

Let's adopt a dog. Okay, okay, aren't you worried that a raging alcoholic will have access to the nuclear codes? No.

Okay, look, this all sounds very irresponsible, Troy, okay? America needs a competent administrator of its military.

Okay, look, this all sounds very irresponsible, Troy, okay? America needs a competent administrator of its military.

Okay, hey, hey, you take that back, okay? I am party girl. I am party girl. Troy Wilder, everybody. Hey, when we come back, we'll fight about sports, so don't go away.

Okay, hey, hey, you take that back, okay? I am party girl. I am party girl. Troy Wilder, everybody. Hey, when we come back, we'll fight about sports, so don't go away.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. As we witness the dismantling of American democracy, let's take a moment to focus on what people really care about, sports. For a full recap of the brightest stories in the world of jocks and straps, we turn to sports war.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. As we witness the dismantling of American democracy, let's take a moment to focus on what people really care about, sports. For a full recap of the brightest stories in the world of jocks and straps, we turn to sports war.

Didn't you have three roommates kill themselves?