Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

So on a more helpful note, I feel like... Thank you for having a more helpful note. Yeah, I'm trying. So far, it's not been a great outlook for the world right now. But Internet sucks, and we're going to go into a dark age. It's kind of the message of this. I feel like we used to revere scientists a bit more in America. I think what we need from scientists right now is a hit single.

What's the, what's the, give us something. Maybe, I don't know. Give me the equation, something that we can hold on to as a society. You want an equation? I want like a hit single. Come on, give us the, give us the club beat. Give us the commercial something that science is, you know, quantum mechanics, something. Okay.

What's the, what's the, give us something. Maybe, I don't know. Give me the equation, something that we can hold on to as a society. You want an equation? I want like a hit single. Come on, give us the, give us the club beat. Give us the commercial something that science is, you know, quantum mechanics, something. Okay.

There's a few out there. Oh, name one person paying attention.

There's a few out there. Oh, name one person paying attention.

Not on the list at all. OK. That's correct. OK. Our second question is also comes from Twitter. Why can't we drink raw milk? This is from RFK, incoming president of health.

Not on the list at all. OK. That's correct. OK. Our second question is also comes from Twitter. Why can't we drink raw milk? This is from RFK, incoming president of health.

I don't know if this guy's seen any. This guy?

I don't know if this guy's seen any. This guy?

So what's your answer? Can we drink raw milk or not?

So what's your answer? Can we drink raw milk or not?

I feel like we're going from chemistry to Darwinism right now. Well, there's the Darwin Award. You know what the Darwin Award is? I do know what the Darwin Award is. You do? I do know what it is. It's people who drink bleach.

I feel like we're going from chemistry to Darwinism right now. Well, there's the Darwin Award. You know what the Darwin Award is? I do know what the Darwin Award is. You do? I do know what it is. It's people who drink bleach.

Don't applaud that. Let's applaud that in our heads. For legal reasons, we can't applaud. Okay, I got two more for you. Two more for me, go. Okay, is there a pill that can reverse the effects of the COVID-19 vaccine? This is from nominee for FBI director, Kash Patel.

Don't applaud that. Let's applaud that in our heads. For legal reasons, we can't applaud. Okay, I got two more for you. Two more for me, go. Okay, is there a pill that can reverse the effects of the COVID-19 vaccine? This is from nominee for FBI director, Kash Patel.

It might exist. That's not what I said. Yeah, that's kind of what you said. That's kind of what you said, man. Okay, last one. Give me one more here. All right. Also from the internet. Can the government manipulate the weather with Jewish space lasers? This is from anonymous congresswoman. This is more in your realm, astrophysics. This is... What are the physics of Jewish space lasers?

It might exist. That's not what I said. Yeah, that's kind of what you said. That's kind of what you said, man. Okay, last one. Give me one more here. All right. Also from the internet. Can the government manipulate the weather with Jewish space lasers? This is from anonymous congresswoman. This is more in your realm, astrophysics. This is... What are the physics of Jewish space lasers?

Does the star focus the thing in the prism?

Does the star focus the thing in the prism?

Okay, that's, yo. But the answer is no. The answer is no. No, not a maybe no. Just say that to the, yeah. No. Okay.