Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
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And he was like, hey, I saw your clip on a plane and you were really funny and hope we can work together. And it sounded so catfishy. I was like, yeah, whatever, truck, right? And... But then I thought like, oh, if I can live with being catfished, I can't live with if it was actually Bill Burr, and I said off. So I replied like, oh, hey, thanks. I'm a huge fan of yours.
That's high praise coming from you. I live in Australia, so I don't think we'll ever get a chance to work together. But hopefully one day, if I ever get to go to America, I'll see you in the circuit. And then he said, hey, I'm touring Australia next year. I'd love for you to be on the show. open for me. And I was like, yeah, whatever, it's a truck. It's a catfish, it's clearly a catfish.
And so I was like, whatever. And then I didn't think too much about it. I kept kind of doing my thing. And then a year later, hey, I get this email to go to the theater. And the whole time I'm like, I'm going to get murdered. You know, this is not going to... And I show up until I was in Bill Burr's green room. And he was like, oh, this will be on the show, man. That clip was super fun.
I saw you on the plane. And he became a friend and a mentor. And he executive produces my comedy specials now. And it's a real crazy, rare story of meeting your heroes and them being really cool in the end. Yeah, so Bill Burr, and that's about it.
You mean the movie challengers. I've talked so much shit about this movie. And I support women in the arts. Zendaya is, like, my favorite. I love that they put a woman in sports. It's cool. I have a lot of problems with it. The two tennis players are hot. The two men they chose, not up to par. I want, like, I want big Italians or, like, Serbian dudes.
Like, I don't want these, like, twinkie British guys. And then...
It was like... And he's... When he was a coach, he was just a zaddy in the stands. It was... I mean, Tommy Haas. Oh, these men are beautiful. I lost track. But, um...
The grip was so off. And I'm fine with her having a grip that's off. But if you're going to say the greatest tennis player who ever played tennis, just put the grip. It's like if a football player was holding it from the back of the football and throwing.
Also, show a threesome. Like, show it. I also never watched the movie.
No.
Let me see. What happened with me was I was doing shitty open mics in Australia, and then Trevor asked me to audition for it. So if you can find Trevor, I think he can help you. Anyone else got any questions? Anyone else have any questions? Questions that are not like job offers, please. Yeah, in the back there. Yeah, move it.
I'd rather you ask me for a job. I don't know, potato peeler. What's the least, most useful? Over there, yeah.
Oh yeah, hell yeah. Hell yeah, definitely, for sure, New York. I actually, when I first got my visa, I went to L.A. My agent told me to come to L.A. and do pilot season. And that's an industry term for everyone. There's one guy in the industry laughing already. Yeah, my agent said, hey, come to L.A. Do a pilot season.
Pilot season means you go into audition room with 20 Asian dudes who look like you. Who all went to, like, Yale drama school. And they were auditioning for, like, you know, Sidekick 2 on whatever. And I was in that. I was in that for one... I did that one time. And... As in, I was in that season one time. And I knew, like, man, I'm not gonna out-act all these actual trained, talented people.
The only thing I can do with my limited skill set is go to New York and be a huge asshole. And so... And it worked out a lot better. So New York, definitely. New York is... Yeah, New York for life. Thank you.
Uh, your party restaurant. Okay. Wait, what? Yeah, first of all, what's a party restaurant? You mean like party restaurant or like, like what kind of, well, um, uh, usually when people ask me this, the first is, the first question is, do you want white people food or Asian food? That's the first. Asian. Okay. You don't have to point to your Asian friend when you say that. That's right.
You can like Asian food without pointing out Asian people. That's fine. So you want Asian, then that means you want rice or you want noodles? Noodles, okay, then go to Weila. Go to what? Weila, Weila. Weila? Yeah, Weila. It's a great restaurant in Chinatown. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You're not going to go, so don't worry about it.
Yeah, in Chinatown, there's a restaurant called Weila. You're not going to go. Don't worry about it.
No, no. I'm going to say it. You're going to go, oh, that sounds nice. You're never going to go, so don't worry about it. You're going to go eat pizza outside in Times Square. Times Square is the best pizza.
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