Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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1,179 appearances
40 recordings
3 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
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no i mean it's rush hour for love we have all this pressure from society to take people out and if you can't get it done guess what everyone is upset in puerto rico which means friendship day what are you doing friendship day uh you give your friends like candy and flowers you get into a fight with your partner over what restaurant booking you could not get no well then that's not valentine's day
Oh, really? You don't feel the pressure of society weighing on you on February 14th?
Oh, yeah? I'm sure all your platonic guy friends really love hanging out with you.
So the other 364 days, they can go themselves. What other day do you wake up and just think about love first? Well, if you're a good person every day.
Okay, so is Valentine's Day the worst day of the year or not? No, it's not. Chocolate's the worst candy. Prove me wrong. Chocolate's delicious. Pure chocolate? Pure cocoa? Tastes like shit. Why are you so angry at chocolate? Because it's overrated. Like, if you really love me, get me something that lasts. Like your HBO password. Sharing the HBO password. Is a sign of true love.
And a sign of commitment. Yeah, it means I'm going to let this person up my algorithm.
Sex should be a morning thing, never a night thing. Prove me wrong.
I'm with you. You've got energy.
Whatever. It's the rhythm you have. As a human.
Yeah.
Yeah. This is a morning activity.
This is what you do in the morning. This is like coffee. This is nature's coffee.
Single people should not be allowed out of their homes on Valentine's Day. Prove me wrong. I agree.
I think you are better at this than I am. So maybe you should sit here and take my job, please.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. How is that dumb? Valentine's Day is not for single losers.
They're losers who couldn't find someone on the most desperate day of the year. What are they supposed to do? Go on a hinge date or something on Valentine's Day? How much of a loser are you?
Sorry, someone's pissing on the street in Brooklyn. What a surprise. If you're single on Valentine's Day, the government should send you money. Prove me wrong.
Yeah, but it's a Valentine's Day thing. People are sad on Valentine's Day. Just send them some money.
Oh, really? No. If I give you $20 right now, would you be happy? No. Yeah, well, fine. I'll give you $50. If I give you $50, would you be happy?
Yeah, give us some money.
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