Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

No, no, no. I mean, it's outrageous for Wisconsin to shift its entire economy to depend on billionaire election money.

No, no, no. I mean, it's outrageous for Wisconsin to shift its entire economy to depend on billionaire election money.

What about taxes? Huh? Taxes.

What about taxes? Huh? Taxes.

What? Taxes. Speak up. Taxes. One more time. Taxes. Two more times. Taxes, taxes.

What? Taxes. Speak up. Taxes. One more time. Taxes. Two more times. Taxes, taxes.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. Look, I know there's a lot of Trump haters out there who are like, this guy can't focus. He's got the attention span of a golden retriever on cocaine, which sounds like a great idea for a movie, but it's not. And I call dibs. Well, you couldn't be more wrong.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. Look, I know there's a lot of Trump haters out there who are like, this guy can't focus. He's got the attention span of a golden retriever on cocaine, which sounds like a great idea for a movie, but it's not. And I call dibs. Well, you couldn't be more wrong.

OK, three months into his term, President Trump is still laser focused on the single most important issue affecting most Americans. invading Greenland.

OK, three months into his term, President Trump is still laser focused on the single most important issue affecting most Americans. invading Greenland.

You heard that right. Denmark has to have us, need to have Denmark have us, have Greenland. It's very clear. So last week, President Trump announced that he would be sending a special delegation to the future 52nd state, led by a very special woman who Trump is definitely vaguely aware of.

You heard that right. Denmark has to have us, need to have Denmark have us, have Greenland. It's very clear. So last week, President Trump announced that he would be sending a special delegation to the future 52nd state, led by a very special woman who Trump is definitely vaguely aware of.

She loves the concept of Greenland. I mean, green? She loves green. And land? Don't even get her started. Now, in some ways, Usha Vance is a great person for this trip. I mean, Greenland is pretty cold and lifeless, so being married to JD Vance has left her very prepared.

She loves the concept of Greenland. I mean, green? She loves green. And land? Don't even get her started. Now, in some ways, Usha Vance is a great person for this trip. I mean, Greenland is pretty cold and lifeless, so being married to JD Vance has left her very prepared.

And if she was hoping a trip to Greenland would at least be a few days away from her boring husband, well, he had some bad news for her.

And if she was hoping a trip to Greenland would at least be a few days away from her boring husband, well, he had some bad news for her.

J.D., give her some space, OK? If you want to know what she's up to, don't worry. She's going with Mike Waltz. So the whole world is going to know every move she makes. But with this all-star delegation, I'm sure Greenland is going to roll out the red carpet for American imperialism.

J.D., give her some space, OK? If you want to know what she's up to, don't worry. She's going with Mike Waltz. So the whole world is going to know every move she makes. But with this all-star delegation, I'm sure Greenland is going to roll out the red carpet for American imperialism.

Wow, they're holding out signs that say, Greenland belongs to indigenous people. America is like, oh, you have no idea how much we don't care about that. Here's some measles. Now, I mean, Greenland does not want to make America great again. In fact, they want the opposite.

Wow, they're holding out signs that say, Greenland belongs to indigenous people. America is like, oh, you have no idea how much we don't care about that. Here's some measles. Now, I mean, Greenland does not want to make America great again. In fact, they want the opposite.