Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

In fact, Elon Musk is spending so much money on attack ads, he's not even paying attention to who the ads are attacking.

In fact, Elon Musk is spending so much money on attack ads, he's not even paying attention to who the ads are attacking.

Okay, to be fair, if I'm ever talking to a white woman over 50 and I forget her name, I just call her Susan Crawford. And I'm usually right like 80% of the time. But hey, maybe Elon just needs glasses. I mean, it could change everything. He'd be like, oh my God, that Cybertruck looks like shit. But... But... Elon isn't just spending all that money on attack ads.

Okay, to be fair, if I'm ever talking to a white woman over 50 and I forget her name, I just call her Susan Crawford. And I'm usually right like 80% of the time. But hey, maybe Elon just needs glasses. I mean, it could change everything. He'd be like, oh my God, that Cybertruck looks like shit. But... But... Elon isn't just spending all that money on attack ads.

He's also dusting off a tactic from the 2024 election, voter self-checkout.

He's also dusting off a tactic from the 2024 election, voter self-checkout.

Come on, Elon. It's going to take more than that for Americans to sell their souls to you.

Come on, Elon. It's going to take more than that for Americans to sell their souls to you.

A million dollars? Come on, Elon. You have taken way less for Americans to sell their souls to you, all right? I would have done it for $250. For more on the flood of billionaire money, let's go live to Wisconsin with our very own Grace Kulinsmith. Grace. Grace, Grace. Wait, why are you dressed like the Monopoly man?

A million dollars? Come on, Elon. You have taken way less for Americans to sell their souls to you, all right? I would have done it for $250. For more on the flood of billionaire money, let's go live to Wisconsin with our very own Grace Kulinsmith. Grace. Grace, Grace. Wait, why are you dressed like the Monopoly man?

Wait, you beat up an old man? Is he okay?

Wait, you beat up an old man? Is he okay?

That sounds kind of dangerous.

That sounds kind of dangerous.

Okay, Grace, this is awful, all right? Billionaires should not have this level of influence in local elections.

Okay, Grace, this is awful, all right? Billionaires should not have this level of influence in local elections.

Okay, so Wisconsin doesn't mind the billionaires meddling in the elections?

Okay, so Wisconsin doesn't mind the billionaires meddling in the elections?

All right. Oh, this is disgusting.

All right. Oh, this is disgusting.