Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
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Up! Sorry, Trevor. I tried, but I just can't do it anymore. Actually, I think you explained that pretty perfectly. Ronny Chieng, everybody. We'll be right back.
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Sorry, feminists. Ten turnovers and the team lost by 20 points in her first game? I've seen enough, man. I think Caitlyn Clark is the worst basketball player in history. She's tall, she's white, and she didn't show up when it mattered. She's the Jordan Klepper of the WNBA. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
I have a stat right here for you, okay? Look at this. Jordan Klepper didn't lose his virginity until he was 38. Man. You're the god of whatever that is.
Wrong as usual, Jordan. I think the Olympics needs more E. coli, okay? Because if you're a world-class athlete, then prove it by pole vaulting with active diarrhea.
I love it.
Is that right?
And don't forget to claim your 20% bonus boost by entering the promo code KLEPPERSUTS. No. I don't like that.
All right, speaking of sports, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs is in hot water after making the biggest mistake any football player could make, talking.
Hey, I say we should listen to this kicker, okay? Yeah, they're the football players with the least amount of brain damage. And I'm glad he's speaking up for emasculated men like Jordan. Congratulations, Jordan. For the first time in your life, someone on the football team is speaking to you. You don't have to wear that fake varsity jacket anymore.
You know my entire family has a foot fetish. True. Which brings us to our bet everything wage of the evening. Which useless position player will be the next to wade into the culture war? As always, brought to you by gambling.
This interpreter stole $17 million from Ohtani. That settles it. Interpreters should be outlawed, okay? If you don't know the language, you should just have to guess.
Oh, wow, big surprise. Of course this is just English. That's the only language your tiny brain can handle. The biggest head, the smallest brain over here.
Oh, what, Finnish? That's not even a real language, you dumbass.
Everybody knows I'm a bad son and a selfish lover.
Well, I hope one of those dads shoves you into traffic, Jordan, because you couldn't be more wrong. As a lifelong WNBA fan since Caitlyn Clark joined the league a few weeks ago, I can say with absolute certainty that that shove was barely a foul. Hey, WNBA needs to get harder if they want me, their target demographic, to keep watching, okay? You hear that, WNBA?
Just because you don't have a penis doesn't mean you can't get hard. Just ask Jordan.
Okay, moving on from the greatest women's basketball player to the greatest men's basketball player's son.
Yo, Bronny should not enter the NBA at all, okay? There's zero chance he can live up to the legacy of his father. Go do something else, like being a tall dentist or a tall architect or a medium-sized, world's tallest man. Quit while you're not ahead.
Overrated? That's just what your mom said to me last night.
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