Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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1,179 appearances
40 recordings
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first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like I said, Jordan, I'm a selfish lover. Which brings us to Ronnie's slam dunk bet of the night. Who will be a greater disappointment to their father, Ronnie James or Jordan Klepper? As always, brought to you by gambling. Gambling. It's like taking candy from a baby, but the candy is money.
This was absolutely worth it, okay, Jordan? He got to eat tons of hot dogs, and now he has no appetite. It's like free Ozempic, okay? Kobayashi's a legend, not to mention he's Asian. Shout-out Asians. That's right. I've only gotten to use that, like, four times in my life. And shame on you, Jordan, for not supporting the work of one of our greatest Asian athletes.
America should be embarrassed that you only beat France by 11 points. You basically lost. That score should have been 270 to 12. These players shouldn't even be allowed back in the country. Hey, LeBron James, you stay in France and you think about what you just did.
Costa, you're the Tyrese Halliburton of this team, okay? Only 1% of our audience even knows who you are.
What an incredible accomplishment for Noah Lyles and an incredible embarrassment for the people who trained every day for four years and lost to a guy with fluid in his lungs. Yo, why don't you just keep running off the track and right into traffic?
Which brings us to Ronnie's Bigger Balls bet of the evening. Which disease will Michael Kosta get next? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. It will fix everything. Let's move on to the athlete from down under that everyone is talking about and sure to be this year's most popular Halloween costume.
I hope that Turkish guy shoots you in your stupid face, right? This was a terrible moment for the Olympics, for Australia, for descendants of criminals, for dancers, for kangaroos, for white people that want to be black. It just shows you the pathetic level of talent in Australia.
Costa, you're a bigger dick than that French pole vaudeville's actual dick, right? If you factor in population size, the U.S. actually finished 59th in medals per capita. And by that metric, you know who performed almost 50 times better than the U.S.? Grenada.
So if I say we need stronger helmets in football to prevent concussions... I say that.
Well, lucky for us, yours is empty. It's October, one month where practically every league is going at it like some kind of sports gangbang.
Well, if I ever leave, it's because your mom is getting too clingy.
Yeah, well, your mouth looks like a fish vagina. And you couldn't be more wrong, okay? Firing Salah is exactly what the Jets need. For 55 years, they've sucked with a coach. Hey, maybe it's time to play without one. Just one season, raw-dogging it without a coach, and hey, maybe the Jets will win the Super Bowl.
Moving on from an upset man to the upset of the year.
Okay, Jordan, I know you're not used to winning, but this is what it looks like, okay? You're just mad they threw the goalposts in the river because you empathize with long, skinny, useless things. Which brings us to our Rodney Chang show in VVIP Better Than Night. Which river will we dump Jordan in after tonight's show? As always, brought to you by gambling. Gambling.
Your wife can't leave you if you win.
Have you been hit in your oblong head by another pitch? Pete Rose doesn't belong in the Baseball Hall of Fame. A hero like him belongs in every Hall of Fame. Baseball, basketball, rock and roll, hip-hop, automotive, Arby's. Put his name on a Vietnam memorial. Everywhere. Yo, they should hang his bookie's phone number from the rafters.
Join us next time on Sports War.
Trump's promise in 2016 to bring back manufacturing jobs was a major appeal in the upper Midwest. And in Trump's first year in office, the artist of deals delivered them a masterpiece. Foxconn will invest in southeast Wisconsin.
That's right, Foxconn, the Taiwan-based company that's good at making iPhones and great at making their employees jump off buildings. The Foxconn deal in Mount Pleasant was as golden as the shovels Trump brought to the groundbreaking. I think we can say this is, we can say, the eighth wonder of the world.
So to learn more about this eighth wonder of the world, I spoke with Alan Young, the business genius responsible for bringing Foxconn to WizConn. Sing. Love business. Love big business. I love great businessmen. You brought manufacturing. to Mount Pleasant. What do you love most about Wisconsin, the cheese or the high rate of alcoholism?
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